mr. self-destruct

hello mtv crypts, welcome to da tombbb nat : he/any : 25 : gnc

[juiceyborger]

*mariah carey encased in ice voice* ITS TIIIIIMEEEEEE

it's taken me way too long to get this ball rolling, but here we gooo!!! please read TOS before messaging :)

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[rainfallcidre]

@ijustwantedtoresetmypassword @juiceyborger joop and tosh back then?

[ijustwantedtoresetmypassword]

OH FOR SURE

Also Joop and Elias but now Joop does it as a joke

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[rainfallcidre]

@ijustwantedtoresetmypassword @juiceyborger joop and tosh back then?

[juiceyborger]

AAWWWWW GOODNESS.....

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[hibi-flower]

sources: l.e.s. by donald glover // this year by the mountain goats // maya hornbacher, madness // watchisjawdrop on tumblr // wuntrum on tumblr // kim kardashian // unknown // godblessryankent on tiktok // nayyirah waheed // unknown // lev st. valentine

on hope, finally

[wibblyrlin]

FLORENCE + THE MACHINE Sympathy Magic (2025)

[aropride]

[whole body so tense you'd think it was a verb form indicating what time an action occurred] yeah i'm fine why

[maliusaidh]

[ijustwantedtoresetmypassword]

@juiceyborger

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[ijustwantedtoresetmypassword]

@juiceyborger

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[wizzard890]

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[rimonoroni]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[rimonoroni]

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

[rimonoroni]

it has been like. two days

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[thesentinelzine]

4.1 ONE YEAR LATER,

And still on the 6th of May, new halberdiers find themselves with the opportunity presented to them they have been trying for in the prior year. This means we just had ourselves plentiful new guards (real and false), and though the first edition of our zine is not(!) so new, it is still a community thriving on the fervour of our passion. Grazie mille, merci villmol, merci beaucoup, engraziel, and most importantly— acriter et fideliter.

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[smolbeanjerma]