i'm a sensitive bore

" && i have read the right book to interpret your look you were knocking me down with the palm of your eye " Hello there! I'm Chandler Berry. You've probably seen me floating around in blue and silver...and probably in the library, but please remember that it's important to defy stereotypes. Not all Ravenclaw's frequent the library. "am i so dear, do i run rare? and you've changed some peach, plum, pear. "

[santiagoalopez]

One word answers? Oh come on, where’s the fun if you won’t play?

[chandlerclaw-blog]

You not ruining my good mood sounds like fun, actually.

[santiagoalopez]

Sounds like you’re slacking, Chandler. Careful. You might lose your spot at the top.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Doubtful.

[thedailyvalentine-deactivated20]

You should know better than to let yourself be distracted from school stuff, Chandler.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

I'm sure I'll be fine. I'm already ahead of my course work.

[narcxssablack]

Why gaze out from your window when you could actually be out?

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Detention. Suspension. Expulsion. Shall I go on?

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Yep, mostly human with a sprinkle of fairy dust. Which is why when people talk about pureblood/wizard superiority, I gag.

Yeah, people usually think it’s interesting. Or have no idea what it is and look at me funny when I tell them that. No, but it’s easier to get off if I know/like/trust the person that I’m with, at least. And yeah, there is, but it’s so booooring.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

I can't help but agree. My siblings and I are all half-blood and still perfectly capable witches and wizards.

A lot of people simply don't know the definition, or see sexual intercourse as a physical act rather than an emotional one. I understand that. It doesn't have to be boring if you use your imagination, though. You just have to imagine it's someone very special.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

We have a lot of human qualities, that part is true. 

Eh, I have trouble with people that I don’t connect with emotionally. I’m demisexual or whatever. So that’s an issue. I’m not so good at random hookups. 

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Mostly human but with a bit of magic. That's how I like to think of it. Our biological make up is completely human, at least.

Demisexual? That's very interesting. The sexual spectrum is a very interesting thing to study. I'm the opposite, but that has more to do with circumstances than sexuality. I can't imagine friends with benefits would be particularly easy for you either...luckily there's always your hand.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

You know what they say about assumptions. 

I appreciate it. With all the attractive people around here, I think I’ll need it.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Ah, yes. But I do tend to fall into them nonetheless. I'm only human, after all...sort of.

On the contrary, I don't think you will. They're all quite attractive and a lot of them are plenty willing.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

I never claimed to be tactful, in my defense.

And it was… partially a joke?

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Of course. That was simply an assumption on my part.

Mhm. Well, I wish you luck either way.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

As much as I adore The Great Hall, nothing beats the actual stars. I've spent a majority of my night gazing out of my window, completely distracted from my school work.

[evanssteph-deactivated20140803]

I actually can’t wait for the first Quidditch practice, I’m really excited for it now

[chandlerclaw-blog]

It's nice that you have a passion, although I can't imagine how flying around at a dangerous level could possibly be considered fun.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.

This whole “not getting laid” thing is really putting a damper on my existence.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Isn't posting about this on the internet a bit tactless?

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Being a Ravenclaw would piss me off.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Both. At the same time.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Better safe then sorry, i suppose.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Being a Ravenclaw would piss me off.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

You’re right, of course, but that doesn’t make the annoyances less… annoying. As much as I love both of my families.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

That's true. Ear plugs help upon occasion. That and the muffliato curse.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Being a Ravenclaw would piss me off.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Certainly. And you’d think one family would manage to be not annoying, but, alas, we live in an imperfect world.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Perfection is both boring and an unrealistic goal. The very thought of it could drive a person insane. I'll take both of my annoying families.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Being a Ravenclaw would piss me off.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

People tend to get a little testy about their houses.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

They do, and understandably so. Our houses are like a second family, are they not?

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Being a Ravenclaw would piss me off.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

I refuse to comment, considering my family is almost entirely composed of Gryffindors, including my brothers. I’ve got to stay diplomatic. Keep the peace.

[chandlerclaw-blog]

Ah, of course. Wouldn't want to ruin your family bonds and all.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Being a Ravenclaw would piss me off.

[salemjune-deactivated20150202]

Oo, throwing shade at Gryffindor. I’m into it. 

[chandlerclaw-blog]

There are several lovely Gryffindor, of course. But as a house I think we'd agree they're quite useless.