Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.
I’m half serious so I only put in half effort. I’ve explained this already, Santiago.
Half serious, half the effort, but that all adds up to one hundred percent pathetic.
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@santiagoalopez
Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.
I’m half serious so I only put in half effort. I’ve explained this already, Santiago.
Half serious, half the effort, but that all adds up to one hundred percent pathetic.
Doubtful.
One word answers? Oh come on, where's the fun if you won't play?
My stomach hurts a bit.
I think I ate a little too much at dinner earlier. Hogwarts really shouldn’t serve us too delicious food. Now I just want to lay down and let the ache disappear or something..
I'm curious. How do you make it to age seventeen and not know when to stop eating without becoming huge?
Officially taking applicants for the position of my friend with benefits.
This whole “not getting laid” thing is really putting a damper on my existence.
Or you could actually go out in the world and make moves like a normal person.
As much as I adore The Great Hall, nothing beats the actual stars. I’ve spent a majority of my night gazing out of my window, completely distracted from my school work.
Sounds like you're slacking, Chandler. Careful. You might lose your spot at the top.
Yeah it is, oh dude I can’t believe you haven’t seen it, it’s awesome! You really need to watch it.
I believe Bradley has tried to get me to watch it, but I truly have no interest in the subject. He begins talking about it and I just tune out.
Whatever. Why can’t you just ignore it? Surely you’ve mastered that ability.
I do ignore it, but that doesn't stop it from being a problem when it takes over the corridors.
I can live with that. I like a bit of a challenge.
It'll be a challenge you lose. But have fun trying to stop me.
That depends. If I’m going easy on you, I expect you to do the same for me.
I won't knock you off your broom. I make no promises about the rest of your team though.
We’ll see about that. Think what you want, but I could kick your ass if I really wanted to. But no worries, we’ll settle it soon.
But you would never want to because I'm absolutely fantastic. I'm your favorite person.
kenniclaw said: They can’t help it, Santiago. Be nice.
They can help it. They can remember to keep it to where its not traumatizing other people.
Is that a threat, Lopez? You can’t knock me off if I get to you first.
We'll see on the pitch, Bradley. You've got no chance, I'm the best Beater in all four teams. And while you're good? You're not as good as me.
You’re being very strange lately. I don’t trust it and I will not have it.
Am I, Chandler?
They’re only 13
Exactly. Which makes it child porn. Nobody wants to see that.
No. You’re not. Did you just compliment my taste buds?
No, I said they were exceptionally on. As in they are more on than usual.
Are they taking over the corridors?
As usual. Its absolutely disgusting. Nobody wants to see that.
You hardly stand a chance.
I'm going to knock you off your broom and then we'll see.