* 𝚖𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌 ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ

i'll⠀𝗕𝗘⠀𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎⠀𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎'𝚜⠀𝑮𝑶𝑫. 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁𝒽𝑜𝑜𝒹⠀ is⠀ ᴶᵁˢᵀ ⠀ ᴸᴵᴷᴱ⠀ 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍.

[chandsaw]

#  CHANDSAW  -  a  highly  selective  writing  blog  for  heather  chandler  of  the  1989  film  heathers.  established  in  2019,  revamped  in  august  of  2025.  headcanon  based  and largely set within the stranger things universe.  currently  operating  at  moderate  activity  with  heavy  priority  given  to  plotted  dynamics.  please  note  that  dark  themes  will  be  present  on  this  blog  due  to  the  nature  of  the  source  material.  semi-iconless. blog rules  can  be  found  beneath the read more.  PENNED  BY  AURORA  (25,  SHE/HER,  CENTRAL STANDARD TIME).

A  STUDY  IN: hell is a teenage girl,  being more myth than reality, having  the  world  as  your  candy  store,  toeing the line between girlhood and godhood, manicured claws, the dangerous boredom of young girls, the  rise  and  fall  of  a  prom  queen,  and  forging  the  knife  that  was  lodged  in  your  back. MAINS & EXCLUSIVES: pce235 (exclusive + single ship) + plasticideals + abcdycount + dorkleads + zoomingupthathill + shotjocks + filmdeve10ped + bckyrdhthn + childcfwoe + cryopcp.

carrd. sideblog. prompts. verses. pinterest board. nancy wheeler.

i.  this  blog  is  mutuals  only  and  selective.  meaning,  i  will  only  interact  with  mutual  followers  of  mine  and  i  like  to  keep  a  curated  dash.  i  am  crossover  and  oc  friendly,  though  i  do  only  follow  blogs  that  i  can  see  myself  interacting  with.  if  i  am  unable  to  do  so,  i  will  softblock.  it's  not  personal,  i  just  like  to  keep  a  small  dash  to  prevent  myself  from  becoming  overwhelmed.  similarly,  if  i  follow  you  first  and  you  do  not  intend  to  follow  me  back,  i kindly  ask  that  you  softblock  me.

ii.  please  do  note  that  mature  themes  might  occasionally  be  present  on  this  blog.  i'll  not  be  getting  into  anything  graphic,  but  do  note  that  the  source  material  is pretty heavy.  heathers  is  a  comedy,  yes,  but  it's  a  dark comedy featuring  themes  like  suicide,  murder,  eating  disorders,  abuse,  and mental illness.  if  you're  sensitive  to  any  of  the  previously  mentioned  subjects, please take  care  of  yourself  and  skip  on  following  me. additionally, please note that heather isn't a good person in the slightest, and i might interact with muses that aren't good people. it doesn't mean that i condone or in any way support any of it. mun doesn't equal muse, folks. this is fiction.

iii.  whenever  it  comes  to  interacting  with  me,  the  best  way  to  get  things  rolling  is  by  sending  me  a  meme.  i  love  memes.  i  reblog  them  frequently,  and  they're  usually  what  end  up  sparking  the  most  muse.  you  can  always  turn a  meme  response  into  a  thread  without  asking;  i  encourage  it,  actually.  aside  from  that,  i  am  always  open  to  plot,  so  feel  free  to  slide  into  my  dms.

iv.   i'm  gonna  say  it...  i'm  a  block-happy  individual.  i  reserve  the  right  to  use  the  block  button  as  i  deem  fit,  and  i  encourage  you  to  do  the  same.  i  mainly  block  for  reasons  such  as  excessive  negativity,  any  form  of  bigotry,  content  that  makes  me  uncomfortable,  infrequently  writing  with  female  muses,  or  people  that  i  just  don't  vibe  with  tbh.  piggybacking  off  of  this,  i  don't  care  about  drama.  at  all.  unless  someone  is  a  genuine,  present  danger,  assume  that  i  don't  want  to  hear  about  it.  life  is  worth  living  when we  all  stay  in  our  corner. this being said, i do not take well to being lifted from. believe me when i say that i can tell when it’s going on, and doing so is the quickest way to earn a hard block from me.

v.  i am always down to plot. my ims are always, always, always open to discuss dynamics, but alas, i am... very slow at it sometimes. i do work full time, which impacts both my energy levels and just my general availability to be in my ims. however, i would still love to plot with you, so please never hesitate to shoot me a message or nudge me if it's been a minute since i last replied!!

vi. please note that heather is not open for romantic shipping. after extensive plotting and interaction, she is single-ship with @pce235, so don’t go into interactions with me expecting a ship. i am, however, more than happy to plot out literally any other dynamic <3

vii.  if  you  have  made  it  this  far...  hi.  i'm  aurora,  i'm  25,  and  i'm  living  in  the  us  central  time  zone.  as mentioned above, please  note  that  i  can  be  very,  very  slow!  i  have  one  too  many  diagnoses  that  are  capable  of  limiting  my  energy  levels,  so  i  can  move  at  a  snail's  pace  from  time  to  time.  that  being said,  if  i  follow  you,  i  want  to  write  with  you,  so  please don't  be  afraid  to  reach  out!  my  discord  is  always  available  to  mutuals  upon  request.

CREDITS. psd was made by gloomglimmer && all other graphics were made by raistudio.

[piscessunnie]

“The Real Barbie” Claudia Schiffer by Ellen von Unwerth for Vogue Italia, July 1994

[chandsaw]

wishing a very merry christmas to everyone who celebrates ❤️ i’ll try to hop on in the next couple of days, but my birthday is coming up on the 28th, so i’ll be on and off for the next little bit.

[mcflymemes]

WINTER-THEMED PROMPTS FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON *  random assortment of holiday and winter themed lines that i came up with on the spot, adjust as necessary

this is just like that hallmark movie we watched.

can you stop quoting that horrible hallmark movie?

i am never watching a movie with you again.

come kiss me under the mistletoe.

i didn't realize it was going to be this cold. maybe i should go grab my jacket.

how do you plan on celebrating the new year?

have you ever made a snow angel?

well, don't you look festive!

i already bought your present this year.

could you help me hang this? i can't reach.

maybe we should turn the lights down low.

i'm really not a fan of the colder months.

i might need your help this year.

will you stay up with me to watch the ball drop?

that's not how we celebrate where i'm from.

i'll teach you all the family traditions.

we're getting everyone together for a big dinner!

how much time did you take off from work?

you sound congested. are you coming down with something?

that's the worst snowman i have ever seen.

i'm making hot cocoa. you want one?

i think we just lost power.

oh no. you are not getting me sick.

that's the ugliest sweater i have ever seen.

there's nothing to celebrate.

your singing is atrocious.

make that your new year's resolution.

come sit with me? it's nice and warm over here.

how does the song go? the weather outside is frightful...

the holidays were never very happy for me.

can we just plan for a night in? just the two of us?

i don't do well at parties.

are you expecting a white christmas this year?

behavior like that will put you on santa's naughty list.

if you put on another hallmark christmas movie, i will scream.

this is the season for giving, you know.

i could use some help scraping all this snow off my car.

the last time we went out for a walk in weather like this, you pushed me into a snowbank.

i still haven't forgiven you for hitting me in the head with a snowball.

it's supposed to get even colder tonight.

want to snuggle up by the fire with me?

this holiday means a lot to me.

i'd love to celebrate with you this year.

don't worry. i'll make all the food.

i'm having company over tonight.

your hands are freezing! let me warm them up.

i prefer sinatra's christmas songs, personally.

do you celebrate anything this time of year?

did your family have any holiday traditions growing up?

do you put up a real tree or a fake one?

we're going to my favorite chinese restaurant. it's basically tradition at this point.

i guess this means we're snowed in.

we should share a bed. you know. for warmth.

if you start getting cold, you could come sit by me.

personally, i understand where scrooge is coming from.

what's your favorite movie to watch this time of year?

we're going to cook one of my favorite meals.

the house smells incredible.

what are you doing new year's eve?

would you celebrate it? with me?

if the polar express showed up at your doorstep, would you hop on?

it's starting to snow.

while i finish this up, would you light the fire?

tell me about your holiday traditions.

is this colder than you're used to?

you didn't have to get me anything.

i thought we weren't exchanging gifts this year.

think i spotted some mistletoe in the hallway back there.

[nic0las-uncaged]

i would definitely bite the hand that feeds me i'm ravenous like that

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

Headcanons: Picture Edition!

Send 🏨  for a picture of my muse’s BEDROOM Send 💺 for a picture of my muse’s LIVING ROOM Send 🍸 for a picture of my muse’s FRIDGE Send 🏠 for a picture of my muse’s CURRENT HOME (outside) Send 👶🏠 for a picture of my muse’s CHILDHOOD HOME (outside) Send 🔨 for a picture of my muse’s WORKPLACE Send 🚕 for a picture of my muse’s CAR Send 💋 for a picture of my muse’s IDEAL DATE Send 👌 for a picture of my muse’s BODY (sfw) Send 👀 for a picture of my muse’s BODY (nsfw) Send 👕 for a picture of my muse’s FASHION STYLE Send 📱 for a picture of my muse’s CELL PHONE Send 🍗 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE FOOD Send 🐱 for a picture of my muse’s PETS Send ♀️ for a picture of my muse’s MOTHER Send ♂️ for a picture of my muse’s FATHER Send 👋 for a picture of my muse’s SIBLING  Send ☔ for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE WEATHER Send 👻 for a picture of one of my muse’s FEARS Send 🌏 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE HANGOUT  Send 🎮 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE HOBBY Send 🃏 for the mun’s choice!

[chandsaw]

me: i’m gonna write!!1!1!1! my body: suffer with debilitating heartburn instead

[dailyskyferreira]

Sky Ferreira photographed by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello for Numèro Tokyo (2013)

[dolldose]

I might be in love with you

the girl you believe me to be does not exist anywhere except the inside of your head

[chandsaw]

Q:   WHY  DO  YOU  HAUNT  YOUR  HOUSE?

A:  𝚃𝙾  𝙶𝙴𝚃  𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙴.

you're  an  angry  ghost.  the  people  in  your  home  don't  belong  here,  and  you're  not  afraid  to  show  it.  so  you'll  drive  them  out,  just  like  the  people  before  and  before  and  before.  you  can't  ──  or  won't ──  move  on  to  the  afterlife  until  you  get  revenge.  someone  hurt  you  or  someone  you  love  deeply.  everyone  tells  you  to  let  it  go,  but  you  can't.  what  happened  isn't  right.  someone  has  to  make  it  right.  you're  fiercely  loyal  and  your  anger  stems  from  caring,  but  that  doesn't  make  you  any  less  vengeful.  you  hate  as  deeply  as  you  love.  i  hope  you  learn  to  keep  living,  in  spite  of  the  terrible  things  that  have  happened  and  are  still  happening.  i  hope  you  find  peace.

TAGGED  BY:  stole  it  from  @freakaurus TAGGING: @pce235 + @dorkleads + @filmdeve10ped + @rawkinrobin + @abcdycount + @delaroix + whoever else would like to do it

[chandsaw]

@freakarus  liked  for  a  starter.

she's  unsteady  on  her  feet   -  all  red  plaid  &   reckless  youth,  swaying  in  a  rhythm  entirely  different  to  that  which  pulses  through  the  behemoth that is the chandler  home.  heather's world is one currently lived through the fog  of  an  alcohol-induced  haze  -  a  cocktail  of  vodka  &  cheap  beer  blurs  her  peers  into  one  collective,  a  writhing  mass  that  makes  one  backwoods  indiana  face  hardly  distinguishable  from  another.  (but  eddie  munson?  eddie  munson  sticks  out  like  a  fucking  sore  thumb.  she  may  be  drunk,  but  not  nearly  enough  to  have  forgotten  something  as  off  the  wall  as  inviting  the  fearless  leader  of  the  freak  brigade  to  her  house  party.) 

eyes  narrow  &  her  tongue  runs  along  the  pearly  upper  row  of  her  teeth  -  a  cruel  appraisal  from  the  gracious hostess.  ❝  who  the  hell  invited  you?  ❞

[beatrixkiddo]

They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior. - Heathers (1988)

[chandsaw]

🏆🏆🏆!

send  🏆  if  you  like  my  character  portrayal.  /  𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢  𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐!

screaming,  crying,  throwing  up.  tysm  <3  love  having  you  on  my  dash!!  your  take  on  joyce  is  truly  so  Correct  and  i  love  to  see  it.

[chandsaw]

🏆!!

send  🏆  if  you  like  my  character  portrayal.  /  𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢  𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐!

ROAN!!11!!!!  me  being  so  late  to  answering  this  that  you've  already  moved  blogs  is  lowk  embarrassing,  but!!!111!  big  fan  of  you  over  here  <3  you're  always  such  a  joy  to  see  on  the  dash   &   i  love  seeing  your  takes  on  everyone  you  pick  up.  scrumptious  content. (@repeatcycle)

[chandsaw]

🏆🏆🏆🏆 we’ve only been moots for a couple hours but?? ur literally heather c omg

send  🏆  if  you  like  my  character  portrayal.  /  𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢  𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐!

the  way  in  which  this  literally  has  me  over  here  giggling  &  kicking  my  feet.  tysm,  i  am!!!  <3 i've written the she devil for so long that she is truly a part of me at this point.

[chandsaw]

good morning/afternoon/whatever it is in your time zone, everyone! i’m going to be doing some holiday baking with the family today, but my muse is back with a vengeance, so expect to see me around later this evening. 🫶🏻❤️

[chandsaw]

okay, yeah… i’m deffo getting sick 💔