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Masterlist
For easy navigation, posts marked with 👾 are smut, contain smut, or have enough 18+ content that they might as well be.
🌟 Marks my newest post.
Series & One-shots (2k+ words)
👾 Count - Hidan x Reader, Kakuzu x Reader - 7.3k (unless stated otherwise, all parts of Count feature Hidan and Kakuzu)
Pretty heavy masochism, sadism, Kakuzu the Brat Tamer, mentions of blood, orgasm denial/control, fingering, choking, spanking, slight degradation, dacryphilia, blowjobs, bondage, corporal punishment, overstimulation, size kink, aftercare.
Count - Extended Aftercare Scene - 3.5k
95% fluff - Reader needs some time to come down from orbit after the insanity in Part 1. Bubble baths, teasing, fluff fluff fluff, etc. I needed something light after writing the first part.
👾 Count - Part 2 - 5.1k
The Triumphant Return of Kakuzu the Brat Tamer with Special Guest: Daddy Kakuzu - rough sex, face fucking, some twisted flavor of knotting that I don't even know how to warn you for, Kakuzu's threads/tentacles doing things, choking, overstimulation, unprotected sex, degredation-ish, praise kink, daddy kink, size kink, bulges, some bondage, punishments that turn into funishments
Count - Special Episode: Red - 2.4k
Rope, bondage, canings, mentions of blood, descriptions of panic attacks. Not exactly angst, not quite fluff. Likely not required reading for the Count universe. Just a concept I wanted to explore.
Even hardened masochists have bad days.
👾 Count - Part 3 - 4.3k - Hidan x Reader primarily
Choking, sadism/masochism, blood, mentions of alcohol, knifeplay, Hidan's curse ritual used for things other than slaughter, rough sex, slight dub-con. Aftercare/fluff, and some nuggets of plot/backstory at the end.
"You really shouldn't get me all riled up right after a mission like this."
👾 Count - Part 4 - 3.5k - Kakuzu x Reader only
Cockwarming, somnophilia/sleepy sex, Daddy Kakuzu, a tamed brat, and FLUFF.
👾 Count - Part 5 - 7.2k
Sensory deprivation, mind games, Kakuzu the Brat Tamer/Breaker, size kink if you squint, Daddy kink if you really squint, degradation-ish, punishments/funishments, flogging, sadism/masochism, overstimulation, dacryphilia, double penetration, anal, breath play, multiple orgasms, also some aftercare and fluff at the end.
Count - Special Episode: Nightmares - 2.3k Kakuzu x Reader only
This episode shines more light on our beloved masochist's backstory. The opening is rough, but there is some fluff at the end to follow it up. While this is a special/side episode, I'd recommend reading it if you enjoy the series.
👾 Count - Part 6 - 6k - Kisame x Reader, Kakuzu x Reader
Bondage, D/s dynamics, masochism, fingering, pain play, brat taming, monster dicks, knotting, size kink, bulges, overstimulation-ish, some mentions of blood, alcohol, creative use of Samehada, smut, smut, smut.
👾 Count - Part 7 - 5.8k - Hidan x Reader
Sadism/masochism, fear kink, predator/prey, Hidan being a little unhinged, blood, slight dub-con, rough sex, choking, breath play, aftercare, sub drop, some slightly unconventional aftercare that I don't explicitly condone for use in the real world, Chan once again getting carried away with P L O T
Count - Special Episode: Sick Day - 3.4k - Kisame x Reader, Kakuzu x Reader
A little slice of life window into the Count Universe. All you wanted was to enjoy your day off, but reality had other plans.
👾Count - Part 8 - 5.1k
D/s dynamics, Doms finding creative ways to mess with a masochist, Kakuzu the Brat Tamer, teasing, fingering, size kink if you squint, DP, cockwarming, aftercare. And of course - smut, smut, smut.
Count - Special Episode: Nightmares Pt. 2 - 3.7k Hidan x Reader
Some comfort/fluff with our favorite sadist. Warnings: nightmares, choking, masochism as a coping mechanism, descriptions of medical trauma, alcohol, innuendo
👾 Chidori - Kakashi x Reader - 2.4k
Playing with electricity, mind games, smut, smut, smut.
It's all fun and games until your boyfriend acquires intel that you have some unfulfilled fantasies involving his chakra nature.
👾 Shadow Clones - Kakashi x Reader - 3.1k
Followup to Chidori. All of the fun you might imagine one would have in the bedroom with shadow clones. No spoilers this time 🙃.
"Let's play a little game. Can you figure out which of us is the real one?"
Fireworks - Kakashi x Reader - 2.5k
First date fluff
👾 Cupid - Kisame x Reader - 3.4k (request)
Smut with a splash of plot. Unprotected sex-ish. Reader is assumed to be on birth control. Public sex-ish. Aphrodisiacs. Mentions of blood during combat.
You were sent on a mission together to retrieve a special relic that had some unexpected side effects.
Mine - Kisame x Reader - 1.8k
Part 2 - 2.5k - Part 3 - 2.5k - Part 4 - 4k - Part 5 - 2.1k - Part 6 - 2.9k - Part 7 👾 - 2.5k
Stalking, yandere Kisame, Stockholm syndrome-esque behavior. Multi-chapter. COMPLETE
Is she really that way with everybody? No... no. The way she looks at me… It's different.
Lucky - Kisame x Reader - 3.8k
Part 2 - 2.9k - Part 3 - 4.1k
Prompt #13 - "This guy bothering you?", Prompt #9 - "Shut up and kiss me already" - Modern, underground rave AU - IN PROGRESS
Love Game - Hidan x Reader - .9k
👾 Part 2 - 2.2k
Prompt #3, #4 - "Can I buy you a drink?" and "What are you looking at?" - modern, underground rave AU - IN PROGRESS
👾 Game Night - Anko x fem!Reader - 3.1k (request)
Use of toys including a plug, fingering, bondage, rope, blindfolds, edging, teasing, orgasm denial, overstimulation, dacryphilia if you squint, mind games, voyeurism
👾 Mercy - Orochimaru x Reader - 4.5k
Warnings: Some unhealthy relationship dynamics, Choking, knife play, bondage, dubious consent, fingering, Orochimaru being cruel, dark/yandere-ish themes, overstimulation, fear kink, rough sex.
👾 Insatiable - Orochimaru x Reader - 3.9k (request)
Choking, degradation, some spit play, minor knife play, fingering, dacryphilia, male receiving oral, face fucking, orgasm denial/control, ruined orgasm-ish, overstimulation, Orochimaru's tongue doing exactly what you probably hoped for, unhealthy relationship dynamics, reference to human experimentation, anal, intense pining, sliiiight use of drugs, and did I mention overstimulation?
"Desperation suits you, my dear."
Memento - Kabuto x Reader - 3.1k
Angst - followup to Insatiable. Not smut, but some adult-ish references to the previous fic.
👾 Negotiation Tactics - Kakuzu x Reader - 5.9k
First time / don't get shy on me now - smut, fingering, creampies, Kakuzu being Kakuzu. Not part of the Count series.
👾 Distraction - Kakuzu x Reader - 2.4k
prompt #5 - "Did I say you could stop?" (not part of the Count series)
Masquerade - Yamato x Reader - 11k
After a hastily assigned mission takes an unexpected turn, you and Captain Yamato finally find the time to address the long-standing elephant in the room.
Drabbles / Short Imagines:
Grinch - Akatsuki x Reader
1k - Fluff - Christmas with the Akatsuki
Finders, Keepers - Hidan x Reader, Kakuzu x Reader - 1.1k
This little nugget is more or less an idea snippet of prologue/backstory for Count. I've been sitting on it for a while. Seemed like as good of a time as any to post. Not really required reading for the series. Just a thing because why not.
"Don't mind me, just enjoying the view." - Kakuzu x Reader, .7k - prompt list
Superstitions - Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Tobi
The reader brought a small ritual with her to the Akatsuki that she performs any time someone leaves for a mission. Fluff, fluff, fluff. - 850 words - request
Something Soft - Tobirama x Reader
Lord Second's favorite thing is nothing like him. (Only mildly spicy) - short - request
Wife - Mei Terumi x !femReader
1k - request - SFW
👾 Restraint - Madara x Reader
1.2k - bondage, rope, blindfolds, leather glove fetish, smut, smut, smut.
Sunshine - Jiraiya x Reader
600 - Comfort drabble SFW
A Perfect Day - Jiraiya x Reader
1.9k - vacation, beaches, fluff, fluff, fluff - SFW
👾 Good Morning - Jiraiya x Reader
.9k - somnophilia, oral, steamy morning fun
Little Black Dress - Itachi x Reader
1.3k - SFW. You're on a mission that requires flirting with the enemy for intel while Itachi has to sit back and watch.
Comfort Food - Itachi x sick!Reader
1.1k - comfort drabble, cooking/domestic - SFW
Sandman - Itachi x Reader
1.6k - some yandere themes, angst, nightmares - is dark comfort a thing? If not, it is now. SFW - not quite yandere enough to land in the yandere scenarios category.
Divine Intervention - Itachi x Reader
1.4k - some yandere themes, angst, death, dark-ish/comfort - SFW
Until Dawn - Kakashi x Reader
1.2k - SFW. Domestic fluff
Fog - Kakashi x Reader
1.9k - SFW - Angst, loss, survivor's guilt. Comfort-ish drabble
Fury - Kakashi x Reader
1.4k - SFW - Kakashi's s/o has anger management problems, but he knows exactly how to help.
👾 Un-Cursed Marks - Anko x fem!Uzumaki!Reader
1k - light smut
Mittens
No pairings. Just a fluffy scenario involving Tobi, Deidara, and a kitten. - SFW
Fever - Orochimaru x sick!gn!Reader
1.8k - comfort drabble - SFW
Bedside Manner - sick!Orochimaru x gn!Reader
1.4k - comfort drabble, followup to Fever but can be read on its own - SFW
👾Monster - Orochimaru x Reader - 1.4k
Darkish content. Cruel Orochimaru. Bondage, rope, references to human experimentation, verbal degradation, orgasm denial, edging, mind games, choking, fear kink
👾 Edge - Kabuto x Reader- 1k
Slightly smutty, knife play, fear kink. Prompt event - "Close your eyes" and "be a good girl and hold still"
🌟 Doctor's Orders - Kabuto x Reader - .8k
Hurt/comfort - a slighty dark little drabble about being ill and taken care of by Kabuto
Yandere Imagines / Scenarios:
Yanderes with a stressed/depressed darling
Itachi, Pein/Pain, Deidara, Konan
Yanderes with a darling who plays violin
Itachi, Pein/Pain, Konan
Caged Bird - escape attempts from yanderes
Minato/Kushina, Pein/Konan
Yanderes when their s/o tries to leave them
Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan
Illusion - 1.6k
An escape attempt from Madara Uchiha
Aegis
Pein/Pain, Hashirama, Kakashi, Konan react to their darling having a special necklace that forms a protective barrier when meditating.
Secrets
Pein & Konan, Itachi, Deidara and a darling with a diary.
Shadow
Itachi, Pein & Konan react to someone harassing their darling
Culinary Escape Artist
Itachi, Pein, Konan, Deidara react to their darling escaping... to go grocery shopping
Nightingale
Itachi, Pein, and Konan react to their darling having a concert at which they must perform... but they aren't allowed to come along.
Little Reaper
Itachi, Pein, and Deidara react to their darling being able to summon an unusual weapon.
Hell
Itachi's darling dealing with the aftermath of an argument
Headcanons:
Granny Akatsuki - Akatsuki x adorable OldGranny!Reader
The A-cat-suki - Itachi x Reader, Kisame x Reader. What happens when the reader is unexpectedly turned into a cat?
👾 Kisame Headcanons - 18+ flavor
Kisame + Kitten Headcanons - exactly as fluffy as it sounds.
👾 Anko Headcanons - 18+ flavor
👾 Mei Headcanons - 18+ flavor
👾 Jiraiya Headcanons - ABC prompt, sliiight adult themes
👾 BratTamer!Jiraiya Headcanons
Intrusive Thoughts
Jiraiya & collars , Giving Kakuzu a scalp massage
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