'Sarcasm Is My Only Defence'

About 10 minutes late to everything

[2000ish]

[boysgallery]

[ruinedchildhood]

[murtaughdirectioner-blog]

My favorite Instagram reactions so far.

[bbycal]

LOOK AT MY SMILEY BUB

[childhoodblog]

If you played with Barbies,

Polly Pockets,

Beanie Babies,

Tamagotchi,

Slip N’ Slide,

And Satan Furbies,

Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls

On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,

Collected and traded Pokemon cards,

Wrote with Gel Pens,

Wore butterfly clips,

And Snap Bracelets,

And remember watching these guys:

You are a 90s kid.

Creys. This is my entire childhood in one post.

[africant]

And if I only had my way I’d play til the sun sets Beyond the horizon

[emilypixels]

Harry Styles Live on Tour, Dallas.

[vickimilly]

[daddyusher-deactivated20140816]

shrek is the god of self confidence

[historiespast]

[c-ornsilk]

Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s

THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN

LIKE SHIT

ARE YOU KIDDING

[myheadisloud]

can we talk about those cute as heck outfits though

[the-headless-vulcan]

all this history is buried and we’re lead to believe that women just sat around prim and proper until the 70s

[borntorun226]

[sleepy-fitness-panda-blog]

This is how I felt after the gym today too! 👌💪✨

[somecutething]

[spellswisp]

summer mood

[spellswisp]

#what is shaggy wearing (x)

[siltyloames]

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

[marxpussy-deactivated20180726]

Closeted chad.

[renegadex557]

Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like it’s a feather!

[therobotmonster]

Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog that’s got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: he’s an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed. 

[ayellowbirds]

According to season 1 episodes of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You, Shaggy is both “the swingingest gymnast in school”, and a track & field athlete who is the fastest (human) in the gang. So, yes. Definitively canon. 

His appetite isn’t about being stoned, it’s because he’s a teenage jock.

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[pervocracy]

I wonder if one of the causes of animosity towards “entitled millennials” is that many millennials are poor people who look rich.  There’s this growing class of people who wear nice clothes, have fancy new electronic gadgets, go out to eat nice food… and will never own a home or have a retirement fund or put a child through college.

It’s so easy to say “if you cut down on the avocado toast maybe you could save up”, and so hard to accept that a house these days is fifty thousand avocado toasts, and that’s why so many of us have just given up.  We don’t treat ourselves because we think the world will take care of us when we get older; we treat ourselves because we know it won’t.  Might as well feel and look good on the way down.

[geobrarian]

I think you’re absolutely right. And what compounds this image is the fact that fancy new gadgets and nice looking clothes and elevated toast ARE all relatively cheap compared to how they look. The cost of things has gone way down while the price of property has skyrocketed. I can buy a full outfit, a phone case with an external charger embedded, and lunch at a local business for under $50 total, but then I’ll walk home to my apartment because I can’t afford a car payment or a mortgage.

It’s unintentional smoke and mirrors.

[bogleech]

Older, better off people also have difficulty understanding the cell phone thing because they remember cell phones being a luxury for thousands of dollars practically yesterday in their personal timeline of the world. They often have sincerely no idea you can get at least a flip phone for $10 and pay as you go.

And foods that used to be “exotic dining” in America like sushi and pho and curry have normalized enough, especially in cities, to be as inexpensive as a typical quick lunch.

[kyraneko]

Yep. There’s an aspect of frugality to turning your buying choices to what gets you the most bang for your buck, and now that you can have sushi for the price of McDonald’s, buy a suit from the thrift store and have it tailored to you for less than the price of a new pair of jeans, and find smartphones for under a hundred dollars or even free with data plan, that is the sort of thing that people buy.

[seelcudoom]

also like, half of the stuff is not only nolonger a luxery but its an actual necessity, if you dont have a computer it just became so much harder to apply for jobs, if you dont have a phone how are they going to contact you for the interview?

[ruinedchildhood]

2006-2014

[chickenfarmersan]