Them: If you press this button youâll get fifty thousand dollars! ButâŠyou need to jerk off a guy⊠Me:
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Them: If you press this button youâll get fifty thousand dollars! ButâŠyou need to jerk off a guy⊠Me:
Dont be shy buddy
Millennials are Killing the Bed Frame Industry: Feminist Edition
Getting a $50 bed frame that gets your mattress off the floor will extend the life of your mattress. You sweat when you are sleeping and it seeps into the mattress. A lot of it evaporates from the surface, but some goes down in deeper. Over the years you could end up with mildew and rot at the bottom of your mattress. God forbid you have carpet under it, that would need replacing too. If your mattress has air flow under it, it will evaporate from both sides instead of mildewing.
I donât think anyone ever told me why you get a mattress frame, that makes so much sense.
Iâm just too lazy to build my bed frame again after moving tbh
To be honest it sits on a box springs so your sweat would have to go through letâs say 12-24 inches depending on your mattress then through a box spring and then to your carpet to mess up your carpet. And then your mattress is still not getting air flow with a box spring underneath it. I am a big guy I move in my sleep I donât want to hear the constant squeak it makes and I donât want to be embarrassed when a plat would break and or the frame twist and breaks. So my mattress will sit on my box spring on the floor and if Iâm adventurous I might throw some cinder blocks with a foam pad glued to them for broken toes sake to raise it up off the ground.
Fuck heâs beautiful
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just canât risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout thisÂ
I donât play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
Itâs been a MINUTE since Iâve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didnât and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
I am an Australian. You do not f*ck with Madame Zeroni
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing Iâve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!
and look what he said
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ
update:
he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case yâall missed out on the bbq!!
lgb-bq :â)
The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.
http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7
a serial child rapist trying to get âfamiliesâ to attend his bbq. jesus christ
god damn it
it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience
no wonder his family doesnât talk to him
Holy fuck
i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.
Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it
This is the cutest thing ever.
Well we havenât 800 followers yet. I wanted to try and hit 1000 but I keep getting porn spam followers. Ugh!
NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place youâve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now youâd like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing thatâs ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song youâd listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song youâd listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30:Â Something that you have hidden in your room that you donât want anyone to find:
31:Â Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32:Â Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33:Â Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34:Â A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35:Â Worst possible time to get horny:
36:Â Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37:Â How much fapping is too much fapping:
38:Â Best sexual complement you ever got:
39:Â Favorite foreplay activities:
40:Â What do you wear to bed?
41:Â When was the first time you masturbated:
42:Â Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43:Â Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44:Â Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45:Â Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46:Â What is one random object youâve used to masturbate?
47:Â Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48:Â Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49:Â How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50:Â How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51:Â Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52:Â Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53:Â Do you watch porn?
54:Â Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55:Â Do you feel comfortable going âcommandoâ?
56:Â Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadnât shaved their pubic hair?
57:Â If you could give yourself head, would you?
58:Â Booty or Boobs?
59:Â Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60:Â If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?Â
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasnât there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10
This is so frickin cool
she crack the code
this is so hecking neat
why they keep doing her like this
Worth a reblog
Well we havenât 800 followers yet. I wanted to try and hit 1000 but I keep getting porn spam followers. Ugh!
This iconic âmakeoverâ on 10 Years Younger.
We gotta find that stylist and put her in jail
Is this from 2006??
they gave her a mullet???
Why does she look like a disney channel character from 2002 bcsjvvsjvhhdgk
Reblog if youâre the gay cousin
Like/reblog this if you want to:
Go on cute dates.
Lay on the couch together under a blanket playing video games, while sipping on hot cocoa and making out.
Watch me cry while watching reality competition shows.
Let me make you fat with all the things Iâll bake for you.
Hug me at night.
Give me attention.
Give me money.