Femme Fatale.

Urban Designer. Boss. All around better than you.

[chantalgallagherr]

I'm glad the old bat is gone. She was a bitch after all.

[rose--chevalier-blog]

BORED..

[rose--chevalier-blog]

I attempted and I failed.

[chantalgallagherr]

Well, boredom is just a state of mind. If you don't wanna be bored. Don't think boring thoughts.

[evie-taylor-blog]

That is just cruel.

[chantalgallagherr]

Cheaters never win Evoo. Just remember that. You gotta learn to live with your mistakes.

[evie-taylor-blog]

I will never cheat on you again. How the hell do I fix this?

[chantalgallagherr]

You sit in that ugly frock and think about what you've done.

[rose--chevalier-blog]

BORED..

[chantalgallagherr]

Then do something about it...

[evie-taylor-blog]

Stop laughing. This isn’t funny.

[chantalgallagherr]

That's what happens when you cheat on me.

[aleclevere]

Why am I up right now?

I thought Sundays were meant for sleeping in.

[chantalgallagherr]

Pft. Only the unsuccessful sleep in on the weekend. If you want to get anything done, you've got to do it bright and early.

[derrick-hunter-deactivated20170]

Can't believe I'm going to spend my Saturday night busting my ass in a gym..

[chantalgallagherr]

I can't believe I'm about to watch you bust your ass. Who am I kidding? I believe it. Get to it he man. Let be see those flexed pecs.

[nolacarter-deactivated20141127]

I really need food...

[nolacarter-deactivated20141127]

If only it was this easy, I’m too lazy!

[chantalgallagherr]

Well then...you're gunna starve.

[nolacarter-deactivated20141127]

I really need food...

[chantalgallagherr]

Then you should get some...

[chantalgallagherr]

I’m sorry, but I have to call in sick for an indefinite amount of time. It’s just…Oscar. I can’t believe it.

[jillianriggins]

This is true. But sometimes the days don’t matter. 

[chantalgallagherr]

Ugh, this is true. Men are yucky.

[jillianriggins]

Well shit. I apologize.

[chantalgallagherr]

Yeah, welp. There's always another day.

[jillianriggins]

Tell me the guys were at least hot? 

[chantalgallagherr]

Absolutely not.

[jillianriggins]

Pun intended?

[chantalgallagherr]

Bingo pretty lady, bingo.

[emperor-levere-blog]

When I was your age, we didn’t have online dating.

[chantalgallagherr]

When you were my age, you probably didn't have 8 inches either.

[jillianriggins]

[chantalgallagherr]

What? It's true. Do you know how many dick pics I've gotten in the last 24 hours? A whole dick load.