chan things

this has become as random as i am.

[chanthings]

Twas a long day.

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[antifainternational]

PRANK CALLS BROUGHT DOWN ICE HOTLINE

When ICE launched a hotline for reporting undocumented immigrants, people flooded the hotline to call in pranks to slow down the system. The plan picked up even more steam as the people discovered …

Direct action shuts down the snitch line.

[rock-fish-deactivated20201231]

the hotline was flooded with reports of UFOs, bigfoot, the mothman and other cryptozoological creatures

[memecucker]

“…internal emails and documents obtained by The Verge under the Freedom of Information Act show. The calls nearly brought the system to a halt, leaving operators unable to answer almost all incoming calls during the protest. ICE attempted to contain the narrative, and lie to the public about the impact of the prank.

In the first days of operation, Internal reports from ICE describe an “overwhelming” amount of calls. The day after the hotline was launched, ICE received more than 16,000 calls. Of those, only 260 could be answered. Callers in queue waited as long as 79 minutes to reach an operator. An official noted that if the rate of calls were to continue, ICE would need an additional 400 operators to field the hotline.”

[fandomaestheticxo]

Cute Blep

[chanthings]

Really enjoying my suggested stickers. Buff corgie?

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[chanthings]

know what it's like to be a father

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[lostangeles]

[chanthings]

Oh well

New love opens your heart and mind to endless possibilities. But something will happen that reveals the limitations of reality.

[thotsuggestion]

[marioclash]

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

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*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[twinkly-asstrology]

The signs as iggy azalea rap lyrics

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Pisces: ‘schlip schlop babatoop’

[yuumei-art]

It’s been a long time since I updated the progress of the paper koi lanterns but I’m happy to announce that the final design tweaks are complete! Even though the final koi looks the same in photos, I actually made a lot of changes to make the assembly process easier and fixed up issues such as the fins falling out of place over time, and a slightly uneven body. Those are all fixed!

I had design block on how to tackle the changes so in the end I stepped away from it to clear my mind, hence the long lack of updates. I also tested new materials such as thicker metallic cardstock which holds the body shape better, and translucent vellum paper for the fins.

I’ll be putting up a Kickstarter in 2019 there will be lots of options for color, materials, patterns, etc so you can mix and match your perfect light up koi pond! :)

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

*girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage

*boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you can go back being a baby nbd

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

This post has over 3000 notes and not a single guy added his shitty comment ??

[shibinator22]

Probably waiting for his wife to type it for him….