I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date.
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@chanyeoltube
I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date.
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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think I’m a mermaid
[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me.
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out.
[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
[text] You’re my hero
[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sister…
[text] It may or may not have been your brother…
[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
I want to strip you naked,
throw you onto my bed
and
fuck you until you leave s c r a t c h e s on my back,
and the sheets are soaked.
chanyeol & nana make eye contact while he’s performing gwiyomi~
#HappyBaekhyunDay✧゚・:*(✿ ˘ ㅅ ˘ )ゞ*:・゚✧
the sounds chanyeol make when waking up
9-10/68 moment with Channie
Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
baekhyun’s beautiful neck and fingers
[Sms; Giant] I'm on my way out then now, Yeolie.
Baekhyun grins down at the glowing screen of his device before quickly pressing the send button and using his thumb to flip the screen shut, his hand automatically going down to the front of his jeans where he shoved the old phone into his worn pocket. He turned to pick up his bag of things before making way down semi-creaky steps, his pace quickening more as he grew closer to the brown wooden door, his hand fumbling with the knob for a moment before finally succeeding in turning it. His eyes glanced up from where his hand had been placed and his lips parted into a wide smile, his small frame not even thinking for a second as he ran over to where the other was standing, jumping up and straight into his arms, bag long discarded and lying on the floor behind him where he’d dropped it during his sprint. His arms went wrapping around the other’s neck, his legs mirroring the action but instead wrapping tightly around the male’s thin waist, his face leaning forward to pepper the man’s face with multiple kisses, speaking in between them all. "God how I missed you, Chanyeol."
Peals of laughter left his lips as he scrambled to hold on to the leash in his hand as well as keep a hold on his ecstatic boyfriend who had now attached himself to Chanyeol, not that he was complaining. No, no complaints at all. "I missed you too, baby." He hummed, happily accepting the kisses the elder was showering on his face as fingers dug into jean covered thighs. There was no doubt they were receiving looks from those passing by, Chanyeol didn't really care. It was funny, that happened often when it came to Baekhyun and his little bursts of affection while they were out.
Chewy was barking, pawing at Chanyeol's pant leg in attempt to get to the other. He didn't really pay any mind to him either, Chewy could get his own kisses later, right now however, that was Chanyeol's first priority. "I really missed you." He repeated, closing the waiting gap between their lips in a quick kiss, slipping in one last quick peck before he very reluctantly let the Baekhyun down from his hold. There's be plenty of time for the touchy feely stuff once they got back to Chanyeol's own place, and hopefully lost their pants, at least that was one of his top priorities. "We better get off the streets before we get chased away because of this doofus." And to emphasize his point he gave Chewy a pointed look and only received a bought of barking in return.
"And anyways, once we get back to my place I can show you just how much I missed you exactly!" Chanyeol chirped happily, grin ever present on his features.
weird Baek.