Dumb Stuff

30, fem-sexual, trans-fem, no gender, use whatever pronouns you like I literally have no preference. Here you will find the dumb things that amuse me and the not so dumb things that are important to me. Don't ever hesitate to let me know if there's something specific you want tagged for trigger warnings.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[rom-30]

You know, because of the evolutionary “purpose” of capsaicin, I am kind of literally watching a wizard guy take ticks of poison damage irl

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

e: this post has been edited to include their socials literally everywhere but reddit:

youtube

tiktok

instagram

[yoildayday]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[beleester]

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

[northernfireart]

Here we are folks. @bloopdydooooo and I have been working on our very scientific research of assigning fursonas to the dropout cast (+ some extra...) and i have drawn 36 of them. more coming some time in the future, but enjoy this for now!!!! full list of (more specific) animals in the id's for the images!!! ty Cecil for that one!!<333

also not everyone fit in the tags and i cant ramble in there like i usually do with the 30 limit HELP!!! im sorry everyone past image 7....

[animentality]

[weeeeps]

slime uses mimicry to appear more dangerous

[yamujiburo]

[yamujiburo]

popular demand

[yamujiburo]

[yamujiburo]

future hanamusa doodles! (wanna finish that big sketch tho)

[yamujiburo]

mom fashion

[yamujiburo]

Lightning scars!

To my knowledge these are usually pretty temporary. Though I imagine with how often Jessie and James get zapped, theirs are a bit more severe/long lasting. They cover them up with makeup in the places where the scars would show.

Ash's go away quick. They're usually on his hands because he has, willingly given Pikachu his hand to shock in order to help him think, get an idea or wake up (this is a thing he actually does in the show LOL)

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

we joke about the cubus in amaurot but honestly if a new yorker made a simulacrum of new york 10,000 years in the future and someone was like "why are there fucking rats" they Would react like that one tweet

[grizzlyhills]

you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.

i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:

“MR POSTMAN"

and then before anyone can respond:

“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”

being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”

“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.

“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”

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[grizzlyhills]

you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.

i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:

“MR POSTMAN"

and then before anyone can respond:

“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”

being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”

“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.

“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”

Keep reading

[beemovieerotica]