Dumb Stuff

30, fem-sexual, trans-fem, no gender, use whatever pronouns you like I literally have no preference. Here you will find the dumb things that amuse me and the not so dumb things that are important to me. Don't ever hesitate to let me know if there's something specific you want tagged for trigger warnings.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

we joke about the cubus in amaurot but honestly if a new yorker made a simulacrum of new york 10,000 years in the future and someone was like "why are there fucking rats" they Would react like that one tweet

[grizzlyhills]

you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.

i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:

“MR POSTMAN"

and then before anyone can respond:

“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”

being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”

“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.

“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”

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[grizzlyhills]

you meet real interesting people in early morning/late night dungeon roulette. today i am going to talk about the “your boy eggnog” healer.

i queue in as a tank and i get the aery, and right away the first thing the healer says is that he doesn’t feel like healing, so i might die. already we’re off to a good start. the first few pulls aren’t anything truly noteworthy – he seems a bit slow to keep me up, but no close calls, nothing especially worth noticing until he shouts in all caps in party chat:

“MR POSTMAN"

and then before anyone can respond:

“who do youy think yoiu are?@!”

being that i’m the only one with the postman title equipped, i answer, “the postman”

“you aint never gonna get my love!“ he tells me.

“mr. the white,” i say in reference to his own equipped title, “we have a purely professional relationship.”

Keep reading

[beemovieerotica]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @hexfruit

they tell you to be careful in the bathroom after pepper prep for a reason

text: Washing your hands after eating spicy food is mitigation

[myassmatheory]

Me: im trans

Snake: Hrm... trans huh? give me a moment

Snake goes into a box and calls up his husband

Snake: Otacon, this lady dropped a piece of intel in regards to herself, do you know what "trans" means

Otacon: Snake, that's short for the term "transgender" a phrase used for those who's identity doesn't align with their asigned sex, some use hormones or surgery to better fit their lifestyle

Snake: Chemical and Surgical modification huh? they're like supersoldiers but they choose to change to fight for their own spirits rather than a nation...

Otacon: Remember snake, being "trans" is an umbrella label, many in the community identify beyond our common gender binary, including traditional cultural gender roles or wholly new ones

Snake: A wide variety of genders, such diversity not only make them unpredictable but increases practical versatility, impressive stuff

Otacon: oh this is just like Lily Hoshikawa from my Japanese animes

Snake leaves the box

Snake: You're pretty good huh? this trans stuff sounds intense, you have my support as a fellow soldier

[escuerzoresucitado]

[viiioca]

it has got to be so surreal being an average alexandrian citizen. imagine if king arthur's court showed up in present day america. guys who still call books "tomes." they have wizards with them. the president personally escorts them around washington DC. a fleet of journalists are taking pictures of them eating a costco hotdog for the first time. someone posts a candid 30 second clip of them on tiktok trying to figure out how a vending machine works. and then within a month they've killed the president, installed a new president who looks just like the old president, distributed the cure for cancer, blown up the national oil reserves, dropped in on WWE SmackDown, and then left. guys from a continent that still uses lantern light orchestrate a near total societal restructuring without ever learning what the internet is. the first time most of them had ever been on a train was when they strapped bombs to one and exploded a military checkpoint to enter the country. and everyone's just sort of fine with it

[thedreadvampy]

Everywhere I go I'm reminded how much the desire to punish homelessness and migration and other Undesirablenesses make society markedly worse for everyone

like why is the park locked after 5pm so I can't go and sit under a tree after work? to punish rough sleepers for the terrible crime of being homeless and alive

why do I have to buy a drink, beg for a code and fuck around with an awkward keypad for 5 minutes in order to take a piss? because fuck homeless people

why do I need to provide proof of address and photo ID to do everything? because we had to create a really hostile environment for migrants

why can't you sit anywhere? well because god forbid people sleep when they're pushed out of shelter. can't risk that.

every day governments, councils and businesses make your life worse as a side effect of making vulnerable people's lives WAY worse. if you're ok with that you're a fucking idiot and if you're in favour of it you're a vindictive cunt cause again literally the ONLY payoff for your life getting worse is other people's lives getting worser.

[fistraid]

doordash, ubereats, and grubhub from ff14

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

apologies, money has exchanged hands for this to exist

[satan-offical]

Dude

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

in my defense my digital footprint is about eating raw meat so idk what to tell you

[satan-offical]

Yeah but that's back in 2020 I'm sure no one remembers that

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

... I'm gonna level with you, satan, that post gets notes to this day.

My best advice is for you to start making trout merch, like I did with meat stickers. If they aren't gonna let you live down your shitpost, at least get some pocket change in return

[mydogtige]

Shamimomo art by ma_tsukasa

[pastafossa]

"If only there was a way other than AI to talk to my favorite characters and OCs!"

[calamitys-child]

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

[calamitys-child]

Put a creature on that thing

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

@calamitys-child

[calamitys-child]

THIS RULES

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

@dogwithglasses

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[dragongirlsweetie]

everyone's always like "yesss trans women ARE women" until you actually mean it beyond just a slogan and then they start arguing with you

[dragongirlsweetie]

trans women are women except they don't experience misogyny and terfs hate them for being men and they have male privilege and they must atone for their disgusting maleness and