Romantic Operating Model-30

Satoru Gojo and Makima’s devoted husband🥰 but I post about many, many things He/they, 24, minors DNI (Banner by @Mjujuetc on Twitter)

[rom-30]

Hi there! If you’re seeing this, a song I’ve written has breached containment and is rapidly approaching.

I CANNOT in good conscience recommend this song to you; personally, I consider it an EVIL COGNITOHAZARD, and listening to it on loop in the wee hours of the morning has been a genuine psychological horror experience! That said, I’m a huge fan of the artists I’ve tagged, I worked really hard on it, and *I* enjoy it immensely. If the phrase "music for deeply unwell people" speaks to you, you might enjoy it, because that is what this song is.

Here it comes. If you’re staying, I recommend headphones!

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Lyrics:

Come, come along

Take a trip, trip with me

I’ve got to show you

The Whirling Machine

The Gods came to town

I was lucky to see

And they told us about

The Whirling Machine

I must warn you, though, my darling

We’ll be going against all odds

But if we persevere

You and I can join the Gods

So pack up your bags

We’ll be leaving at 3:00

We’ve got to get to

The Whirling Machine

Or the lines will grow long—

There are limited seats—

Oh, honey, what’s wrong?

Come whirling with me

Everything serves to remind us

Of our rotten luck, every step of the way

If this is how good Fortune finds us

Why should we make her wait?

So

Come, come along

Take a trip, trip with me

We’ve got to get to

The Whirling Machine

We can bring back my mom

And get rid of Eugene

Just got to get through

The Whirling Machine

HEY!

I’ve got to know

That you’re in this with me

Are you willing to do what

The Whirling Machine

Might demand of our minds,

Of our souls, of our hearts?

We’ve got to get through

If it rips us apart

Wait, wait, hold on

I guess I’ll come clean

About why I insist on

The Whirling Machine

I owe some good money

To some really bad people

And I’m terrified

I need you with me

And she’s gone

I’m alone in this now

All on my own

Is it hopeless?

Sometimes you find

On your darkest of days

There’s a thought in your mind

That just won’t go away

When you feel like you’ve lost

And like all hope is gone

It’ll pick, pick you up

It’ll push, push you on

So come, come along

Just… accompany me? Please?

I’m still going to

The Whirling Machine

We’re keep-keeping on

Just the 4th wall and me

To above and beyond

The Whirling Machine!

The oracles forever trapped in the Cave of Reflection were simultaneously granted a vision of our deeply irresponsible protagonist, as well as the chaos wrought by the creation of the Whirling Machine. They had this to say:

A terrible vision!

A terrible vision?

His mission will kill him!

His mission will kill him?

But he’s made his decision!

But he’s made his decision?

And more will go with him!

And more will go with him?

A terrible vision.

A terrible vision!

His mission will kill him.

His mission will kill him!

Yes, but he’s made his decision.

But he’s made his decision!

And more will go with him!

And more will go with him!

To make up with my lover

To take hold of my life

So the world can recover

From all of its strife

For eternal elation

And to punish Eugene

(That motherfucker is toast!)

My sole destination

Is the Whirling Machine

She’ll be waiting for me

See you on the flipside

Of the Whirling Machine

It’ll escape onto most streaming platforms soon

FAQs!:

Q: Why?

A: I’m mentally ill

Q: This seems like it’s part of a broader canon. Is it?

A: Yeah, but don’t worry about that for now pookie bear, you guys just have fun listening to the song

[tpwrtrmnky]

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

spins your halo so quickly that when you try to lean forward you end up tilting sideways instead

[uptownthots]

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

[uptownthots]

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[gushism]

abacus valley - acrylic on 16” x 20” canvas

[constantlyfalling]

❤️🩷💜💙

[nocturnal-stims]

Weeping monster pots

👁 Eamonquigs on IG

[rom-30]

Ouch when did Aurora Borealis by Lemon Demon start to hurt so bad

[monidoll]

! SMALL TO MEDIUM BOOBS !

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[honorculture]

[rom-30]

Any time I learn that someone likes roguelike games I feel like I’ve fought in a war with them

[rom-30]

I’m still bored btw. Until porn has more shenanigans and hijinks I will not be satisfied

I can’t even remember the last time I saw a porno with a minigame that had any real spirit! WHERE ARE THE MINIGAMES?????

The ludoerotic dissonance is RUINING MY IMMERSION

[rom-30]

Daily Affirmations:

You don’t feel anything

Your mask is the best part of you

Everyone’s here for the mask

You are ok with this

[rom-30]

You know what, let’s see if there’s anything good in my draft folder