Gate of Heartz

Chase be the name I be the most Bi person you can spawn in your imagination with tons of uselessness to spare for I have no life but to spend eternity running a blog no one cares about so I'm.....just gonna leave u with this *slides a yaoi image across table* just gonna...*slides more yaoi* leave...you

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

[pettycentral]

[twitterlols]

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[alexander]

I did this once

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fantasticworldofflanneldoodle]

Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “this is it. This is how I become a super villain”

[colourofoctober]

*singing*

All I want for Christmas is…

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[00sjams]

[herpowerisherown]

are we going to pretend this didnt happen

omfg 

yall

[mydisappearing-act]

Ayyy

[flipstipper]

[hihkoo]

Edible weapons are a pretty bad idea

Bonus: he gave it back

[phdintvwatching]

I still can’t believe this happened. 

[psychedelicfelon]

GOAT

[jollylollylily]

President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.

[anenigmaticmosaic]

You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao

[humorstaff]

I can’t even dance like this barefoot

[capricornhumor]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

i can’t believe i’m watching america get set back 70 years with my own two eyes

[rebeltimedork]

europeans following us presidential elections