eternally suffering

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[capricornhumor]

A playlist featuring Lauv, Vansire, Still Woozy, and others

give it a follow <3

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

the sky is the ultimate art gallery just above us

[thebluthcompany]

[chronyck]

[anxietydaddy]

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[aw1998monsters]

Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol

[capricornhumor]

Don’t trust people who’s initials are their Instagram profile picture

[porterr-robinson]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

I am not bound by mortal rules, hold my beer

[catchymemes]

The Dad Tax

[parakeet]

by calling yourself valid youre invalidating others. fuck off.

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[parakeet]

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

[striikee]

Mom said its my turn on the valid

[teenytinyfrog-deactivated201904]

:)!

[a-coward]

@the-pigeon-queen

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

[sharkchunks]

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

[weedmonger]

[capslockapocalypse]

I couldn’t even read that in my head