On the bloody morning after.

(MAJOR GREAT ACE ATTORNEY SPOILERS!) The blog of Sir Pale 'Miette' Greenwood, Xweetok of shadow. Currently residing in London. Once of Hope, Canada; once of Galway, Ireland.

[chaosofshadow]

OOC: DGSblr Directory

Player Characters:

Miette [here]

Kazuma Asogi

Barok van Zieks

Gina Lestrade

Ryunosuke Naruhodo

Herlock Sholmes

Klint van Zieks

A. Spellmeyer

Aoibheann Ó Muircheartach

Judge Fairleigh

What's Going On

Kazuma and Barok were made independently, they got introduced to each other, we made some more characters, more people got involved, and now we're basically running a fully homebrew ttrpg.

This is a post-canon TGAA roleplay, taking place a few months post-canon, in a version of events where nothing's really changed but that fey are real and we filled in details that canon didn't bother with. Also, everyone has tumblr via Tumblr Devices (basically just phones that do nothing but operate tumblr). So you can't rp directly through the askbox, but you can send asks and bother everyone that way. ;)

This is also the 'oops everyone's aroace' rpverse: shipping is not expected to ever take place.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

I said bad dog!

I am not.

[chaosofshadow]

Who could even be sending you these messages. Klintyboy, maybe...

[barok-vanzieks]

is it not the child’s duty to ask the parent if they’re preferred over others?

I do not believe I have any outstanding debt to you, Mr. Miette.

[chaosofshadow]

How's everything always end up my fault?? I think Kazzy's blaming me for everything again.

[chaosofshadow]

Top 5 greatest pranks

Tormenting Kazzyboy

Spiking Ziekkyboy's sangria with poison

Giving the sleeping beauty nightmares

Biting my brothers' tails

Sniffing out the truth and using it to tell lies.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

Leave Aoibheann alone.

[chaosofshadow]

What, why? It's so much fun to torment their dreams. They play really haunting, interesting songs when they're terrified.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

Because it is mean and uncalled for. What have they ever done to you? Haunt my dreams if you're so bored.

[chaosofshadow]

Looked at me with their big, sopping wet eyes. I could also haunt your dreams... but will you fiddle?

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

I'll fiddle with tying your tail into a knot if you don't stop.

[chaosofshadow]

Protective, are we?

[chaosofshadow]

Top 5 greatest pranks

Tormenting Kazzyboy

Spiking Ziekkyboy's sangria with poison

Giving the sleeping beauty nightmares

Biting my brothers' tails

Sniffing out the truth and using it to tell lies.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

Leave Aoibheann alone.

[chaosofshadow]

What, why? It's so much fun to torment their dreams. They play really haunting, interesting songs when they're terrified.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

Because it is mean and uncalled for. What have they ever done to you? Haunt my dreams if you're so bored.

[chaosofshadow]

Looked at me with their big, sopping wet eyes. I could also haunt your dreams... but will you fiddle?

[chaosofshadow]

Top 5 greatest pranks

Tormenting Kazzyboy

Spiking Ziekkyboy's sangria with poison

Giving the sleeping beauty nightmares

Biting my brothers' tails

Sniffing out the truth and using it to tell lies.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

Leave Aoibheann alone.

[chaosofshadow]

What, why? It's so much fun to torment their dreams. They play really haunting, interesting songs when they're terrified.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[down-the-river-styx]

How long is "A Little While"?

[chaosofshadow]

Eh, year or two.

[down-the-river-styx]

So everything about Mr. Asogi punching and talking to the man, that actually happened?

[chaosofshadow]

Oh, most likely. Kazzyboy's never liked Klintyboy, even as Klintyboy tried real hard.

Maybe open the conversation differently... The sleeping beauty might help you. Kazzyboy listens to them.

[down-the-river-styx]

Asogi has told me that he's "Trying to not get autopsied", I doubt he'll give me the answers I seek.

Who is 'The Sleeping Beauty'?

[chaosofshadow]

Ask your pretty mentors that. They wouldn't hide a beautiful corpse in their manor, would they?

[down-the-river-styx]

They'd only hide something if it were a family matter, which this clearly is.

[chaosofshadow]

And yet neither of them have a ring on their finger, so I should think not.

[down-the-river-styx]

Is this theoretical Sleeping Beauty able to converse right now? Or should I ask them about it later?

[chaosofshadow]

They're sleeping, obviously. But you can still ask them.

[down-the-river-styx]

Where can I reach them?

[chaosofshadow]

In the manor, in the solarium, inside the glass coffin. Where you'd expect them to be.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[down-the-river-styx]

How long is "A Little While"?

[chaosofshadow]

Eh, year or two.

[down-the-river-styx]

So everything about Mr. Asogi punching and talking to the man, that actually happened?

[chaosofshadow]

Oh, most likely. Kazzyboy's never liked Klintyboy, even as Klintyboy tried real hard.

Maybe open the conversation differently... The sleeping beauty might help you. Kazzyboy listens to them.

[down-the-river-styx]

Asogi has told me that he's "Trying to not get autopsied", I doubt he'll give me the answers I seek.

Who is 'The Sleeping Beauty'?

[chaosofshadow]

Ask your pretty mentors that. They wouldn't hide a beautiful corpse in their manor, would they?

[down-the-river-styx]

They'd only hide something if it were a family matter, which this clearly is.

[chaosofshadow]

And yet neither of them have a ring on their finger, so I should think not.

[down-the-river-styx]

Is this theoretical Sleeping Beauty able to converse right now? Or should I ask them about it later?

[chaosofshadow]

They're sleeping, obviously. But you can still ask them.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[down-the-river-styx]

How long is "A Little While"?

[chaosofshadow]

Eh, year or two.

[down-the-river-styx]

So everything about Mr. Asogi punching and talking to the man, that actually happened?

[chaosofshadow]

Oh, most likely. Kazzyboy's never liked Klintyboy, even as Klintyboy tried real hard.

Maybe open the conversation differently... The sleeping beauty might help you. Kazzyboy listens to them.

[down-the-river-styx]

Asogi has told me that he's "Trying to not get autopsied", I doubt he'll give me the answers I seek.

Who is 'The Sleeping Beauty'?

[chaosofshadow]

Ask your pretty mentors that. They wouldn't hide a beautiful corpse in their manor, would they?

[down-the-river-styx]

They'd only hide something if it were a family matter, which this clearly is.

[chaosofshadow]

And yet neither of them have a ring on their finger, so I should think not.

[chaosofshadow]

Top 5 greatest pranks

Tormenting Kazzyboy

Spiking Ziekkyboy's sangria with poison

Giving the sleeping beauty nightmares

Biting my brothers' tails

Sniffing out the truth and using it to tell lies.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[down-the-river-styx]

How long is "A Little While"?

[chaosofshadow]

Eh, year or two.

[down-the-river-styx]

So everything about Mr. Asogi punching and talking to the man, that actually happened?

[chaosofshadow]

Oh, most likely. Kazzyboy's never liked Klintyboy, even as Klintyboy tried real hard.

Maybe open the conversation differently... The sleeping beauty might help you. Kazzyboy listens to them.

[down-the-river-styx]

Asogi has told me that he's "Trying to not get autopsied", I doubt he'll give me the answers I seek.

Who is 'The Sleeping Beauty'?

[chaosofshadow]

Ask your pretty mentors that. They wouldn't hide a beautiful corpse in their manor, would they?

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[down-the-river-styx]

How long is "A Little While"?

[chaosofshadow]

Eh, year or two.

[down-the-river-styx]

So everything about Mr. Asogi punching and talking to the man, that actually happened?

[chaosofshadow]

Oh, most likely. Kazzyboy's never liked Klintyboy, even as Klintyboy tried real hard.

Maybe open the conversation differently... The sleeping beauty might help you. Kazzyboy listens to them.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[down-the-river-styx]

How long is "A Little While"?

[chaosofshadow]

Eh, year or two.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[down-the-river-styx]

He's been alive this whole time, and even after asking about it, they still said no??

[chaosofshadow]

I imagine it'd be difficult to write the paperwork for a legal resurrection...

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[down-the-river-styx]

...He's alive? Or in some way living??

[chaosofshadow]

Alive and healthy and leafy. I thought to stir his consciousness a little, see what happened.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )

[down-the-river-styx]

...Are you impersonating the late lord??

[chaosofshadow]

No. Klinty-boy's in the form of a tree until someone manages to wake him up again. He died, he got better, he transformed himself to save Kazzyboy's life, I'm the devil you sell your soul to in order to get him back.

Or something like that. There's better ways, sure, but I'm generally the fastest.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[down-the-river-styx]

The dead can't come back to life. There's no way that you are who you say you are. The dead cannot return no matter how much people in this generation think they can.

[chaosofshadow]

(No one appreciates my tricks.... :( )