Legend of the van Zieks

Klint van Zieks. Crown Prosecutor. I tried death out, once. It was boring, so I came back.

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[down-the-river-styx]

...

You're supposed to be dead. Impersonating someone from the gentry is not only frowned upon, but most likely illegal.

[klint-vanzieks]

Am I dead...? I thought I had returned...

Ah yes.... the trees....

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

What would happen if you and Klint van Zieks were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Very little, I imagine - it being a small room.

[down-the-river-styx]

I am so very sorry to bother you with this again, Mr. Asogi, but these questions insinuating that you know His Lordship's older brother are bewildering me. Now, I know that I must just be confused; there is literally no way in hell that Lord Klint is alive. The government wouldn't lie to the people, nor the family, about someone's death. I know that this is just a prank, and that I am clearly falling for it, but... Surely this anonymous asker isn't insinuating that you actually talk to the dead lord.

[kazuma-asogi-blog]

The ask was sent to me. If it is a prank, it’s not on you. I’m not worried about it.

[down-the-river-styx]

Right, I'm sorry for stepping on toes. Have a good evening, Prosecutor Asogi.

[klint-vanzieks]

Stepping on toes... stepping on roots... What else must I be subject to now...?

[klint-vanzieks]

pray forgive the discourtesy, but whag do you wear when you go swimming? do you have a preferred style of swimsuit?

Anonymous-

Habitually? Commando.

Yours in faith,

Prosecutree van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

what would your go-to pet be if you couldn’t keep a dog or a cat?

Anonymous-

My brother has a cat and his bats, I do not. My dogs are the only pets I keep.

Yours in silence,

The Professor

[klint-vanzieks]

would you be friends with mr boscoverde if he was a dog?

Anonymous-

Of course. I would train him and take him to dog shows. By my estimate, he would place quite high.

Yours in spotlight,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

What would happen if you and Mr. Boscoverde were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours... and Miss Lestrade was also there?

Anonymous-

Her presence guarantees his good behaviour. I would simply continue to teach my niece the fundamentals of fey magic, ignoring him entirely.

Yours in study,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

What would happen if you and Mr. Boscoverde were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours... and there was only one wheel of cheese?

Anonymous-

Either I would be able to ration his cheese to keep him from attempting to murder me, or the very act of laying a hand on the cheese will cause him to attempt to murder me, in which I would ignore him and hope he rations it himself.

Yours in gaol,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

What would happen if you and Mr. Boscoverde were locked inside a small room together for 24 hours?

Anonymous-

Likely a remarkable amount of violence.

Yours in distrust,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

what would you do if ryunosuke was up past his bedtime?

Anonymous-

I believe I already answered this, but I would gently help him to bed.

Yours in repetition,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

do you support gina dating khazard?

Anonymous-

That is, if anything, my brother's concern.

Yours in extension,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

Who is your favourite and least favourite Greater Xweetok?

Anonymous-

My favourite is the one I spoke to least recently; and my least favourite is the one I've spoken to most recently.

Yours in efficiency,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

Baps you with my paws.

Begone, Xweetok.

[klint-vanzieks]

Do you think Prosecutor Asogi will forgive you?

Anonymous-

... That is up to him.

Yours in quest,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

Do you ever wish you had a sister?

Anonymous-

Not particularly. My wife was more than enough of a handful, and she isn't related to me.

Yours in time,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

would you be friends with silvano if he likes dogs?

Anonymous-

No.

Yours in politeness,

Prosecutor van Zieks

[klint-vanzieks]

Who is the more outgoing and sociable between you and your brother?

Anonymous-

It used to be me. Now, however... I believe it may actually be my brother.

Yours in reversal,

Prosecutor van Zieks