I am not a ho, Archivist, I am a thot

Elsie, 20s, she/her. Formerly ajcrawly. Discworld, Disco Elysium, TLT, The Terror, TMA, UK comedy TV shows nobody's thought about in 20 years. Lyctor? I hardly know her.

[thesaintofpatience]

ajcrawly -> thesaintofpatience

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[anonymousyellowlizard]

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[daggerdoggy]

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

[daggerdoggy]

do not forget this

[ID: Tag that says, "#options > add salt". End ID]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[we-kant-even]

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[mangue-manguezal]

Death feigning beetle larvae also feign death

[tekunoraizu]

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[orpheuslament]

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

[orpheuslament]

cant even refute this ive been straight up doing that

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol