I am not a ho, Archivist, I am a thot

Elsie, 20s, she/her. Formerly ajcrawly. Discworld, Disco Elysium, TLT, The Terror, TMA, UK comedy TV shows nobody's thought about in 20 years. Lyctor? I hardly know her.

[thesaintofpatience]

ajcrawly -> thesaintofpatience

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[retroactivebakeries]

a certain species of pebble is known to lurk inside your shoe

[angrydino42-and-avathecannibal]

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

[yellow-cat]

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated

[macleod]

Good Vibrations Cabinet Glitch furniture by Ferruccio Laviani

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[goodgirlcoded]

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

[beemovieerotica]

[harlecore]

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[landsccape]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[columboscreens]

[corpusants]

hey did you know that in the script, after stong says, "It's a ship's dog. We put up with it." hickey ends the scene by saying, "No. We put up with it because the captain loves it." did you know that. did you know.