I am not a ho, Archivist, I am a thot

Elsie, 20s, she/her. Formerly ajcrawly. Discworld, Disco Elysium, TLT, The Terror, TMA, UK comedy TV shows nobody's thought about in 20 years. Lyctor? I hardly know her.

[thesaintofpatience]

ajcrawly -> thesaintofpatience

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[orpheuslament]

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

[orpheuslament]

cant even refute this ive been straight up doing that

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[segamascott]

[sr-roto]

[segamascott]

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[geneticdriftwood]

of course you have blue hair and epithets 🙄

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[flebus]

being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.

[dogpuppy]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]