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ajcrawly -> thesaintofpatience

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

#stars shining bright above queue

kaijuno

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

ikebanaka

SHUT

typhus-andronicus

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dejaysus

I thought you might like these moss-filled pawprints in concrete which I saw earlier. :-)

headspace-hotel

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

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sailforvalinor

Modern day adaptation of the “all young ladies keep a journal” scene from Northanger Abbey where Tilney clocks Catherine as a Tumblrina after only ten minutes of speaking with her (there’s no other way she could’ve picked up those speech patterns) (he knows this because he’s been on Tumblr since Dashcon)

sailforvalinor

Catherine’s questions about John Thorpe’s taste in books are utterly dismissed and it instead becomes clear that he’s something of a film bro. He then proceeds to go on a fifteen minute rant about the genius of The Wolf of Wall Street and seems on the verge of showing Catherine his Letterboxd until Tilney intervenes by loudly proclaiming that his favorite Scorsese movie is his obscure 1973 mafia film Goncharov

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