i'm not like other guys who have a surface

juno | they/them | 20s | artist and project hail mary enthusiast | terfs and radfems will be blocked on sight

[tall]

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[escapedangels]

Does she know how much the lesbians adore her

[scalemodelarbysreplica]

silently begging my instagram algorithm to stop showing me stuff about the ao3 curse because i can only handle one crippling superstition at a time

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[redstonedust]

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

[grimark]

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.

[grimark]

oh fuck you were not kidding

[worldwright]

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

[melonisopod]

It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.

[tlirsgender]

If I get started about nutrition and how Healthy Food:tm: is not universal and fully just depends on what Your specific body needs I will never stop. I'm gonna kill everyone profiting from the weightloss industry. They all need to die

[tlirsgender]

Like people with certain health concerns (fatty liver, high cholesterol, whatever) Do benefit from limiting their fat intake but then people think it works like "oil has calories in it, which make you fat, and that's bad" "if you put butter on vegetables it cancels out the vitamins in them" & it's like. So I'm gonna kill you now, ok?

[tlirsgender]

Also literally everything people say about sugar is wrong. Sugars are also nutrients btw. Like you need those. Individual amounts vary because people's bodies are different

But really, circling back, like, you can't Subtract nutrients by adding more food. That's not how food works. That's not how physical reality works. Vitamins aren't an ephemeral essence of Health they are chemical compounds and are still in there when you season your food

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[writemeasandwich]

[dogpuppy]

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[harvocel]

round and around

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

[dogfennel]

first contact