[caesarsaladinn]

always remember: stupider people than you have learned it

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[kosmogrl]

its really the last month of 2025… what the fuck

[kosmogrl]

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[000l]

i've learned 3 lessons this year. to leave people where they're at, accept situations for what they are, and not every action needs a reaction.

[luxuryandbrown]

Maximize your pretty before getting surgery or life changing procedures.

Get facials and facial massages. Do your skin care. Stay hydrated. Get lymphatic body massages. Keep your brows done. Exfoliate your lips. Try different hair styles. Commit to a workout routine for 9-months. Depuff your face. Get Invisalign. Wear your damn retainer. Get 7-9 hours of sleep. Eat your collagen. Avoid sugar. Do mirror work.

Sometimes, you’re not ugly. You just haven’t discovered what the best version of you looks like yet.

[mosfetransgender-deactivated202]

NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

[anditslove]

[notesofacrocodile1994]

[sunnypeachyy]

remembering the good old days </3

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[aloyhh]

normalize not trying harder when someone makes you feel unwanted

[svdaily]

normalise not proving your worth when someone can’t see it.

[kosmogrl]

[batfig-deactivated20250903]

there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet

[dspressed]

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[concepted]

Music is the point of it all btw it's the meaning of life

[gardenxkisses]

Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this