[normalmammal]

hi this is my blog. i post text and images

formerly cringedog

bsky

[normalmammal]

direct deposit hit like it’s never hit before I’m gonna buy something crazy like vitamins or a pair of pants

[normalmammal]

a single dose of lavender cold foam can destroy the human body within two hours of ingestion

[normalmammal]

thomas hamilton maxxing

[normalmammal]

can I be your ugly gay boyfriend and when I die you’ll mourn me for ten years. Ok thanks

[normalmammal]

thomas hamilton maxxing

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[bunnywoman]

deep down you know june is actually going to feel like this. put down the poem excerpts

[pjackk]

NOBODY HELPS ME

[normalmammal]

[nyomblr]

[respocked]

must every work be good? is it not enough to be bizzare and tonally confusing?

[normalmammal]

also sorry I’m not calling it vampire lestat until they make at least one more season under that title. this is the ldpdl show they’re just making it about lestat because anne rice didn’t know how to write about anything else

[normalmammal]

iwtv s3 might be good guys it could actually be good

[normalmammal]

like ok I have completely given up on gabrielle being anythingburger and they are absolutely not beating the “writers room on ao3” allegations BUT like my ldpdl is so beautiful and my assad zaman is experiencing character bleed and my eric bogosian is getting a boner over wearing vampire fangs on tv and my claudia is HERE… it could really be something…

[normalmammal]

iwtv s3 might be good guys it could actually be good

[normalmammal]

back on my thomas hamilton grind

[normalmammal]

I can woobify him as much as I want because he’s barely a character at all but by woobify I mean I can turn him into a kicked dog that bites

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

listen to this song. or else