Chaos

so much chaos

[iris-of-the-lambs]

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

[iris-of-the-lambs]

idk why this has been suddenly getting notes again but scytheguy says thank you

[shencomix]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[sighdotjpeg]

megan thee fury

[newtypezaku]

[funnypicsdept]

[wizardshark]

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment

[lild3m0nsworld]

[penny-anna]

AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

[penny-anna]

1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’

2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’

[problematicfan]

Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”

[penny-anna]

Yennefer: actually can I trade your child surprise for some of my dog surprises

Geralt: um

Yennefer: how many dogs equals one child. how about 10? 10 dogs.

Geralt: I don’t think this is how the law of surprise works

[penny-anna]

Jaskier: Geralt’s child surprise is a princess so I’d say she’s worth at least 20 dogs

Yennefer: how about 15? I can do you 15. 

Geralt: no.

Jaskier: but Geralt…. so many puppies Geralt

[penny-anna]

*a portal opens. dozens upon dozens of dogs come spilling out, racing around and clearly having a great time*

Villain of the week: ??????

Geralt: oh good! Yennefer’s here

Jaskier, yelling through portal: hi Yennefer!

Villain of the week: ????????????????????????

[lentilswitheverything]

“It’s one human baby, Geralt. How much could it be, like 10 dogs?”

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

[glumshoe]

they have and they will

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

[transgenderer]

i think computerjob is gonna be a lot better than farmjob, and certainly pays better, but at computerjob i will not get juice reward (getting to pick blueberries sometimes, and eating the half-ripe ones) so. theres a tradeoff

[chaot1c-cat]

Crash

[lacetulle]

Hass Idriss | Hirwar al Turab

[lacetulle]

Krikor Jabotian | Chapter VIII

[lacetulle]

Katherine Tash | Primavera 2021

[probablybadrpgideas]

Don’t use dice: just ask your players to pick random numbers, trying to guess closest to the number you wrote on a piece of paper.

[everythingfox]

Suction cup boi

(via)

[jumpingjacktrash]

he flatten

[butch-of-the-blades]

“Scully, you’re not gonna believe this”