Iron Maiden

Not the group. Huge fan, tho. Follow me at your own risk. I tend to shitpost as a coping mechanism for my latest hyperfixation.

[chaothicshipper]

Yeah, no, I'm printing this one.

[tequilamockingbird535]

Masali sister… CONTROL IT!!

[drithligh]

We ride at dawn for Masali Baduza!

[kneecuts]

[just-keep-fighting]

[chaothicshipper]

Ever since I learned that the next is Franchaela's season (literally just six hours ago), I've developed this new delusion that we're gonna get a string quartet version of Chappell Roan's song "Casual" and not "Good luck, babe", which I love but I think is so disrespectful to John.

So in my mind this is Michaela's POV, because in the books Francesca just can't make up her mind and contrary to the other pairs, she has intercourse (a few times) with Michael before she learns that she's in love with him. She's gonna make my girl suffer. Been there actually. I'm so happy for bisexual representation, people, so, so, happy.

[anxietyproblem]

[pinakotekams]

They had not been seen together in the museum galleries for quite a while. Monet’s “Women with Umbrellas” are once again side by side in the Impressionist gallery.

[peggaboo]

AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END!!!!

[atenderofsycamoretrees]

ok every time this post comes by i resist geeking out on it but NO LONGER so these women are probably the same woman and that woman is monet’s wife camille doncieux. he painted her a LOT. but fun fact: monet had this asshole friend named ernest hochede, and ernest racked up some debts, and like an asshole he basically just fled the country, leaving his wife alice and their six kiddos behind. monet immediately got alice and kids to move in with him, camille, and their two kids. at this point, monet, alice, and camille became my favorite probably historic poly threesome. they lived together, taking care of the kids. they were so poor that alice and camille took turns wearing the nice dress so they could go out with monet. when camille got uterine cancer and began dying, alice helped monet cope and took care of things while he painted camille over and over. when camille died, alice is the reason monet was able to survive. when ernest finally died, monet and alice married, and remained married until alice died. at that point, blanche, the oldest daughter, took care of monet until he died. anyway, the point is, the umbrella ladies are probably the same ladies, but as far as i’m concerned, there WAS a historically queer poly family in that household and they were wonderful.

[possumberries]

this is a fucking joy

[chaothicshipper]

I'm feeling very clever about this so don't spoil it for me:

Hyacynth's remark about Eloise only caring about herself is the hint that next season is hers. Eloise will be shown making an effort NEXT SEASON (IT'S HERS, FIGHT ME) trying to look after Philip's kids who are very terrible indeed. I know that's canon, but book!Eloise and show!Eloise are like two completely different people, so that's the hint.

[chaothicshipper]

My cleverness was in fact nowhere to be found. No problem there, SO HAPPY FOR FRANCHAELA!!! FINALLY SOME LESBIAN REPRESENTATIONNNNN 🤍

[shipsa-hoy]

Everybody needs to see this

[chaothicshipper]

I just hate that I'm at a time of my life where I have NO TIME AT ALL to read fanfics. if I do I'm either taking time from actually important things like working or SLEEPING, because I no longer function on four hours of sleep.

[byebyelullabye]

LOVE THE RECURRING THEME OF BRIDGERTON BROTHERS INITIALLY ENTERING THE RIGHT HOUSE BUT LEAVING WITH THE WRONG FAMILY MEMBER/SISTER. Anthony went into Lady Danbury's home and ended up engaged to Edwina. Colin entered Featherington Home to court Marina and not Penelope. AND BENEDICT WAS CORRECTLY DIRECTED TO PENWOOD HOUSE but went there for Posy although he is the first to break the pattern he didn't leave with Posy or Rosamund but he also didn't succeed BECAUSE HE LEFT EMPTY HANDED !!

God help Gregory he's not even going to get into the right house

[alicerohrwacher]

ISABELLA WEI as POSY LI

BRIDGERTON SEASON 4 (2026)

[chaothicshipper]

I'm feeling very clever about this so don't spoil it for me:

Hyacynth's remark about Eloise only caring about herself is the hint that next season is hers. Eloise will be shown making an effort NEXT SEASON (IT'S HERS, FIGHT ME) trying to look after Philip's kids who are very terrible indeed. I know that's canon, but book!Eloise and show!Eloise are like two completely different people, so that's the hint.

[byedisaster]

Bridgerton sibling: I am uniquely allergic to true love.

Violet Bridgerton, holding her child's face in her hands: Married. By the end of the season.

[write-to-feel]

The immediate shift in focus to the servants and the maids. The way we immediately fell in love with Sophie. The way Benedict has had everything before and so he yearns for the lady in silver because she is what he cannot have. The way Sophie broke that spell he was under. The way she is literally the most beautiful woman on the planet. The way Francesca genuinely loves John and cannot understand why it won’t work. The way they’ve returned to similar themes of the first season. The tropes of him saving her and her tending his wounds. Benedict in pain (need I say more?) The Jane Eyre Fairfax Rochester VIBES! The way they want each other so bad but they know they cannot be together. The way Violet immediately adopted her. The Danbury and Queen drama throwing back a great deal to the queens prequel. The way Violet expressed ALL her insecurities and was safe. The way she’s a mf MILF. Everything POLIN! The way Sophie said “Benedict.” The absolute devestating loss to the ton (Lord Penwood.)

[maria-taiwin]

Benedict is so stupid because what do you mean he's going to check even on redhead girls 😭😭😭😭