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Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

gunsandfireandshit

For the uninitiated:

bisexual-engineer-girl

My preferred version:

anonymus-maximus-er

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

ibenology

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

fourohfourlifenotfound

oneefin

number theory* diagram

michaelrotonal

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

ovenroastedtwerkey

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

feeblepeon

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

bippus

ㅤ

feeblepeon

Will you fuck off?

utopians

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

gumptioncretaceous

WHAT

this-is-trans-joy

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

this-is-trans-joy

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

sergal

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

coastal-mangos-one

duckinpink

A couple of things I think would be fun to have in Tomodachi Life (p1)

Miis having a crush on player

Features:

The only crush the player will not directly know about.

The mii would want to play with player more often that other miis.

The mii would would sometimes call for a player(the yellow notifications), but then start blushing and run away.

The cannot act on the crush, so it will either fade away with time, or be replaced by another crush.

2. Similarly, miis being upset at the player

Features:

The reason would be player rarely visiting(especially if mii and player have stronger bond), feeding a mii too many foods they don't like/giving them clothes they don't like, not playing with them enough, and refusing their requests too often.

The mii would not let player interact with them.

The mii will refuse the food/treasures given to them.

They will calm down easy, with foods they like + head pats

3. More couple interactions

Features:

Miis holding hands over the table.

First kiss is a separate cutscene, something silly.

Marital brackets? Something like that

Bedrooms combine!

We can see the babies grow over a week or more!

4. Custom festivals/celebrations(+ festivals in general)

Features:

Made in a separate, party-planning building?

Custom date, clothes, colours, food, mandatory activities and phrases, and decorations.

General festivals would be New Years, lunar new year, and halloween.

5. Backpain

Features:

Not a projection, not a projection, not a projection-

Mii will either be stuck, or just be walking hanged over, without that little quirk.

Mini game would look like rolling dough, but instead rolling the mii with a rolling pin.

6. Forehead kisses feature

Features:

It's cute.

Lemme kiss their foreheads.

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

madeofklay

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

teaboot

Holy Shit

residentevildash-moved

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that