One of those TheyThems

M - 21 - Temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[pippindot]

Hey does anyone know what kind of bird this is

[noelledeltarune]

"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[andmaybegayer]

ultimately being non-binary shouldn't mean anything, but it does, which is why I'm.

[lumsel]

reading theories online

[fipindustries]

ok, new challenge

go to merriam webster website time traveler function which lets you see when a word was first used in print

and then select 5 words from your year of birth and share them here

[ssluggishh]

when i tell you i laughed so hard my vision went black for a second

[ssluggishh]

you guys really think i would lie about the minecraft java edition 26.1 herobrine abortion

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[markovchaingang]

undergrads don't actually "think". they're just machines designed to identify patterns in data and apply those patterns to new data

[bloodsadx]

it probably feels good as absolute fuck to be a wikipedia editor and add a [weasel words] to someone else's sentence. if you could do that in real life mid conversation with a visual sting hanging like that in perpetuity it would increase homicides by a whole integer percentage

[disgustinggf]

[markovchaingang]

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[orcboxer]

Sadam HATE this hole

[totally-a-wizard]

This is what happens when a cave diver DOESN'T have a young wife, two kids, and a third child on the way back home.

[orcboxer]

i have GOT to get back to my nothing