chaotic cynical

23 ~ K-pop, art, anime, memes.

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[deactivated-blog]

that one ‘’i heart pizza’’ shirt that makes you pull pizzas out of your ass when you dance

[deactivated-blog]

[sirobvious]

It’s the same piece of pizza

[omegaverse]

I'm fucking in Luigi's mansion

[pointnclick]

who?

[omegaverse]

Some italian freak

[omegaverse]

Oh you meant who am I fucking. Your mom

[catasters]

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

What chilling means ^

[shock]

*Rotating calmly inside the gas station hot dog heater*

[sparkytheandroid]

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

[sparkytheandroid]

[adobe-outdesign]

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who forgives you for your past

[magicbulletinfomercialfan-deact]

date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson 

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

me

[threeofclovers]

the dishonored level i need

[gayprometheus]

no one:

every mad scientist: ohhrgHgdhgeghhhr…….my hubris……………

[brazilshit]

[sneakyfeets]

Does anyone have that pic of the three cats lined up and the black one has a really stupid look on its face

[thelarrygodmother]

You mean this one???

[sneakyfeets]

Yes thank you

[mellifexfarm]

triangular woman

[vergak]

I can't stop thinking about this pamphlet from my counselors office

[vergak]

[kosmonin]

[tiktokarchive]

[hoenn-spired]

The duality of man

[unclefather]

security: you can’t come in here

me: *swinging my titties violently in a circle* how are you going to stop me

[valtsv]

*levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner's ready

[that-rooster]

*turning my head around 180°* what’d she make

[niuniente]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT KIND OF A NOICE PLS IT’S 3AM I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER SO MUCH MY NEIGHBORS WILL WAKE UP

[bigmammallama5]

#WHY does it sound like pissed off donald duck