STONED, WITCHY AND FUCKIN WEIRD.

OG : fucked-up-stoner-witch, 25, she/her, 18+ | Chaotic Witch | Omnistic Dudeist Priestess | QUEER ASF | Little | Neurodivergent | ASD-ADHD-PTSD-Bipolar-BPD-OCD-ODD-ED-Anxiety-Depression | HAPPILY MARRIED

[dommingateez]

reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[did-you-even-make-a-sound]

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

[raven-against-bullshit]

Everyone can be raped and denying that because of your childish, pathetic hatred for men is quite frankly disgusting.

[miss-jazz-complementarian]

We should care about our mens just as much as our womens.

[greased-rat]

I can’t believe there are people who won’t reblog this…

[fawfulydoo]

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

[chaotic-stoner-witch]

I'm fucking tired...

[guerrillatech]

[chaotic-stoner-witch]

Sun!

5 things I like about myself....

Myself Physically:

Eyes.

Hair.

Boobs in the right top.

The shadow of my legs.

My lips.

Me as a person:

Im a natutal born witch. (soooo many things fall under this that I love)

I love with everything I have.

I try my best, always 100%

Im a good caregiver. (Def the mom friend)

Im a good singer/photographer/artist

Im pretty fuckin funny too.

[chaotic-stoner-witch]

We havent seen any pics of you or your hubby hubs lately🥺🥺🥺

You guys are adorable and we need MOOORREEEEEEEEEE🤣🥺

Sorry to disappoint but Im not really in the mood for pictures that yall wanna see. and I dont post my face so. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[bluelady329]

[smolbabii-deactivated20190819]

if you aren’t gonna kiss my forehead after I do something cute then what’s the point?

[lolwtfmemes]

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[prof-grace-aspen]

I think the ONLY reason I didn’t panic the one time I set something on fire in my kitchen was literally military training, that involved firefighting, so I knew the best things to do were, in order:

Do not panic

Remove source of heat

Cover

And honestly, the “do not panic” part is the most important part, and the part my training helped with, because even though I went “oh fuck”, I then immediately detached from that feeling and set about neutralizing the fire.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This is going to sound really stupid but I promise that it works:

A really good way to not panic is to literally SAY “Don’t panic” out loud to yourself. You may just need to say it once, you may feel better repeating it to yourself as you go about your very urgent task, but it’s basically a good way to get your brain to calm down while you’re in a stressful situation.

[huffylemon]

I don’t feel like posting today so

[cryptologicalmystic]

BILL NYE!!!!!!

[huffylemon]

ok, ok. You guys win. I’ll put on Bill Nye. But only this one time.

[zirc0nium-pants-deactivated2023]

YEAAAAH!!!

[wickedcriminal]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[sik3rning]

romantic slaps on the ass

[fredossketos]

And on the pussy

[f4ckingl0v3-deactivated20230106]

Don’t forget the face 🥺

[chaotic-stoner-witch]

@shitstarter420 🙄

[frawgs]

if you read this you have a crush on me

[flyinggerbilking-deactivated202]

So my wife just showed me a tiktok of a girl who escaped an abuser who is still harassing her daily. He broke a glass table and said "i hope theres glass in his bottles" (in reference to their child). And uh here is his snapchat😉👻(ryanwolfex)👻do with it what you will, but people like this dont deserve to live in peace. They dont deserve to feel safe. He will be hearing from some people and what he hears will not be comforting.

If you are an abusive piece of shit, any gender, any sexuality, any dynamic (that isnt 110% fucking consensual), any religion, any anything i will pray to every god i dont even fucking believe in that you kill yourself you pathetic bitch. I 100% sincerely hope you die alone and that its a slow excrutiating experience for you.

Fuck you, fuck your mama for raising a little bitch, and fuck your dad for obviously failing you. Fuck your societal beliefs. Fuck your misogny. Fuck you and fuck your life. I curse everything about you you pathetic twats.

[k-rising]

Astrology ask game ☄️

sun ⇢ name 5 things you like about yourself?

moon ⇢ do you suppress your feelings?

mercury ⇢ are you a talkative person?

venus ⇢ describe your ideal type

mars ⇢ are you the type to approach others first or do you like others to do that instead?

jupiter ⇢ do you consider yourself a lucky or unlucky person?

saturn ⇢ what are the things you consider you struggle the most?

uranus ⇢ what things do you think should change in society?

neptune ⇢ are you a rational or intuitive person?

pluto ⇢ tell something supernatural that happened to you

ascendant ⇢ do you believe in love at first sight?

IC ⇢ do you think you had a good childhood?

descendant ⇢ what kind of people do you usually attract?

MC ⇢ what kind of reputation do you think you have?

aries ⇢ are you an impulsive person?

taurus ⇢ what's your favorite food?

gemini ⇢ do you have a good relationship with your siblings? if you're an only child, would you like to have siblings? how many?

cancer ⇢ do you want to start a family in the future? how many children would you like to have?

leo ⇢ do you like being the center of attention or do you prefer to go unnoticed?

virgo ⇢ do you consider yourself a perfectionist?

libra ⇢ would you like to get married in the future?

scorpio ⇢ do you feel comfortable talking about taboo things?

sagittarius ⇢ what places would you like to travel in the future?

capricorn ⇢ what's your ideal job?

aquarius ⇢ do you consider yourself an antisocial or social person?

pisces ⇢ what kind of art are you good at? (painting, dancing, singing, etc.)

1H ⇢ describe your style

2H ⇢ do you have any object that you like a little too much? what is it and why?

3H ⇢ what are some of the topics you like to talk about the most?

4H ⇢ which relatives are you the closest with?

5H ⇢ do you have a hobby? which one(s)?

6H ⇢ do you consider yourself a workaholic?

7H ⇢ what do you consider green flags in a relationship?

8H ⇢ what do you consider red flags in a relationship?

9H ⇢ what languages ​​would you like to learn?

10H ⇢ how do you want people to remember you?

11H ⇢ describe your friends in 3 words

12H ⇢ which is/are your biggest fear(s)?

[acigos]

[xxlove4evaxx]

Destiny: Uranus