25|Sagittarius|She|Ace|Spoonie

BiAce with ADHD and a few chronic illnesses

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Hozier has the soul of a lesbian swamp witch from the 1800s who writes her secret sapphic lover letters at night and seals them with sandalwood scented wax

[metacrisisdoctor]

DOCTOR WHO | 2.01

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Divine Right Monarchy is Back

One unexpected development over the last decade has been the re-emergence of divine right monarchs, only now instead of Habsburgs worshipped by Christians, we have tech billionaire godboys worshipped by atheists.

It’s a nice reminder to me that the question is not so much whether you’re going to worship–we all devote our love and attention and soulstuff in one direction or another. The question is what (or whom) you are going to worship. And one should be very careful about what one worships, at least in the experience of this coffee company.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

One thing about me is that I would rather face a loaded cannon than answer a phone call. 

Like, I cannot answer the phone. Even if a friend is calling. 

Asking me to answer the phone is like asking me to perform a double kickflip on a skateboard: I have heard that people can do it. I have seen it done on television. I have even play-acted doing it in video games. But I cannot do it in real life. It is simply not possible with my particular genetics and disposition.

[destielette]

I’m late I know, but I couldn’t let the date pass without a contribution .

[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[funnytwittertweets]

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[katestewartt]

“Space can be very lonely. The greatest adventure is having someone share it with you.”

[vangoghcore]

by zusammen_wohnen

[ps1]

Glacier National Park

[silima]

Mfw when the mother of my child engages in a mind-shattering prophecy ritual destroying both her life and the life of our son and dooming the world in the process

[bus-noises]

This is genuinely hilarious to me

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[girlfictions]

please pour one out for all your friends excited for the pjo show. nothing wrong with them but lin manuel miranda was just cast as hermes

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out