All Disaster Gays All The Time

trash of many things. Knight of Light. tabletop roleplayer. general-purpose nerd. conservation biologist.

[bluemuffin-draws]

Ambush hunters

Part 3 of the comic

||Part 2 ||

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[tarragonthedragon]

this is exactly how non kinsters sound when they jump into kink discussions to say "yeah! it's fine as long as you're all consenting adults!"

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

The Mandos: The Jedi are our arch enemies, an order of sorcerers that our people will never yield to. We have forged our armors to resist their blades. Our traditions are steeped in tales of them. We stole one of their weapons and made it our own symbol. We would rather die than fraternize with them. Our feud is eternal! 

The Jedi, not looking up from their holobooks: Oh, hi guys. 

[ilummoss]

It’s like an inverse cat and dog friendship, a cat and dog rivalry. Which is of course only a cat and dog friendship waiting to happen.

[ot3]

pros of an original setting: you're not constrained by the politics, geography, history, or even physics of the real world even a little bit

cons of an original setting: you have to Name Everything now. Good luck!

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[scifigrl47]

It's Always Darkest Before the Dawn

Well hello.

It's me. The person who has posted nothing but Avengers/Marvel fic since... Well, for more than a decade.

I have posted a fic. It is not Marvel.

But in my usual way, I have looked around a canon, I have picked up a bunch of background characters, and gone, "You deserved better" and then went off to write them being horribly traumatized by the circumstances of the story.

As one does? (as one does)

Anyway, if you're one of the 1 6 people left on Tumblr who enjoyed "The Martian" and its story of a man left behind on an alien planet due to circumstances, please be aware that guy won't be showing up til chapter 3.

Literally no one is going to read this and I'm okay with that but man. I wrote a really good nightmare sequence here.

[robinade]

In conversation with multiple posts going around discussing technical literacy and typing skills…

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 Words Per Minute

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is less than 35 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 36-45 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 46-55 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is 56-69 WPM

I HAD typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I did NOT have typing classes: my typing speed is faster than 70 WPM

I'm on mobile/ vanilla extract option

Remaining time: 22 hours 5 minutes

➡️ Take a typing test here (and you need an actual, physical keyboard for this):

1-Minute Typing Test — TypingTest.now

The industry-standard benchmark used by employers and typing certifications worldwide.

➡️ 'Typing classes' refers to computer skills classes you might have had in school; you can also count games or other related typing training your parents might have had you do.

➡️ Across 3 different typing test websites*, the (english language) world average typing speed is 40 WPM.

*typingtest.now, typingtestgo.com, typerworld.com

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[worthyofmygrace]

[Image ID: Text message that reads "Did you see that the spider in the bathroom appears to have taken a lover?" End of ID]

[boybeetles]

A lot of people seem to mix up ‘community’ with ‘friend group’ so when they read ‘no one should be abandoned by the community. No matter what they did’ they think it means ‘you have to be friends with abusers’. When in reality it means ‘no matter what someone does they shouldnt be left to go homeless and be denied financial, housing, medical, etc aid’

You don’t have to be friends with these people, no one is saying that. It’s just saying that you should support rehabilitative justice, support programs that help homeless people, support funding for free medical services, and make sure they don’t turn away anyone who needs help.

[castametric]

[asthedeathoflight]

ART: hmm not so sure about this Tarik guy. He's been part of my crew for over a year, but i still think his background in the corporation rim makes him potentially too unstable for anti-corporate espionage. Hello, rogue secunit i have known for approximately a week and a half and who I watched slaughter an entire shuttle of corporates that one time. I have decided you will make all security decisions instead.

MB, employing powers of selective hearing usually only seen in humans: ART doesnt trust Tarik? I mean, neither do I but still .... This is bad news for me. If ART doesn't trust Tarik after knowing him for a year, what does that say about how it feels about me? If only there were some way to get ART to trust me ......... Anyways time to respond to the mission critical security decision ART is demanding I make and the others listen to me about.

[the-dandelion-queen]

How dare you leave these in the tags

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

A lot of people think it's a funny joke to tell their hydra friend, "Two heads are better than one!" Some of them even think they're being supportive. But just think about what you're actually saying. Would you tell any of your other friends that you think it would be better if they died? Because that's exactly what you're saying. Two heads grow back, but neither of them are the first head. That head dies, and that's the head you're talking to. And that's not the worst part either; the worst part is that your hydra friends will have heard this so many times, they might just agree. Every hydra head has to live with the fact that if they got chopped off, the hydra they live on would become stronger and more dangerous. They have to make the choice every day to keep living even though it makes their body weaker, and they're right to do it! That is sacred, and we should celebrate it. Support them! Tell them not to do anything they can't take back. Tell them to quit while they're a head.

[thirstkanaphan]

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[a-most-beloved-fool]

Here's your periodic reminder that the reason Kirk (tos-flavor) got a commendation for his solution to the Kobayashi Maru is because his "cheating" was his answer. Kirk's answer to the question of, "What do you do in a no-win scenario?" is "I break the rules until it isn't a no-win scenario. I don't give up on my crew, and I do whatever I can to save as many lives as possible."

[computer-voiced-by-majel-barrett]

And here's your periodic reminder—or first-time FYI, depending—that according to certain apocrypha, Nog similarly "beat" the Kobayashi Maru by relentlessly demanding to barter with the enemy until the simulation crashed. Like a true Ferengi, his answer to "What would you do in a no-win scenario?" is "Renegotiate the terms of the scenario. Rule of Acquisition #98: Everyone has their price."

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[muffinlance]

Tags by @bayofalgecirascranes

#the character that immediately came to mind was aaron 'doesn't even let the readers in on some of his plans' foxstongue #but i realized i don't actually know if aaron bites #so muffinlance if you're reading these tags: we know aaron's a vegetarian but #Would he resort to biting people in a fight?

Listen Aaron does not know where most of his allies have been nevermind his enemies and we do NOT put that in our mouths unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. Always try foot stomping, kidney elbowing, eye gouging, family jewel cracking, and good ol' stabbing first, kids. In the case of a hand over your mouth you can also, slightly more hygienically, start with palm-licking.

[dsabian]

Muffinlance's tags:

Ngl "a drink shared is mouthwash spared" is going to live in my brainpan for A While