A Chaotic Disaster

Your average otaku who loves Hoseki no kuni, Undertale, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation and Toilet bound Hanako Kun, Hamilton, Incorrect quotes, theories and more. (I don't own any of this amazing art unless I explicitly state that I do ok?)

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Neeko

Neeko: I can't die because that would be Bury Your Gays.

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Lan Sizhui: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Jiang Cheng: it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

Lan Zhan: oh wow !! my childhood innocence !! thank you for finding this !!

Wei Wuxian: my will to live !! i haven't seen this since third grade :o

Jin Ling: i knew i lost my potential somewhere !!

Lan Sizhui: ,,,

Lan Sizhui: are you guys okay?

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Wei Wuxian: what do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Jiang Cheng: if you say addictionary i swear to fucking god i will kill you

Wei Wuxian: i was gonna say high definition but yours is way better

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Hamilton: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?

Laurens: I saw you.

Hamilton: Honestly, that's really great, but it makes this kinda awkward because I was going to show you a picture of Laffayette dressed as a dragon.

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Laurens: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Hamilton: I wake up at 6 am to write.

Laurens:

Laurens: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life.

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Kou: “Could you, I don’t know, help maybe?!”

Mitsuba: “I mean, I could, but I don’t particularly want to.”

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Wei Wuxian: Women fear me. Fish want me.

Jiang Cheng: I-Isn’t it the other way around??

Jin Ling: It’s not.

Lan Sizhui, glancing back nervously : It’s really, really not.

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I just want what everyone else wants, a nice house, a chance to live happily with my boyfriend and maybe a bit of global destruction

Erik Lehnsherr, probably

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Things that pans have seemingly decided are pan culture

Glitter

Over the knee/mismatched/generally crazy socks

Unruly hair

Puns

Oversized hoodies

Pastel/goth/neon

Soft fuzzy sweaters

Snacks

Cartoons

Painting nails crazy colors

And let me just say

I RELATE TO ALL OF THESE

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Nie Huasaing: Hold on. If black and green is radioactive...

Nie Huasaing: And black and red is edgy...

Nie Huasaing: And black and blue is futuristic...

Nie Huasaing: Then what’s black and yellow?

Wei Wuxian: According to all known laws of aviation...

Nie Huasaing: NO!

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Wei Wuxian: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Nie Huasaing: It becomes daytrogen.

Jiang Cheng: I’m going to bed.

Wei Wuxian: Good nitrogen.

Nie Huasaing: Sleep tightrogen.

Both: Don’t let the bedbugs bitrogen.

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Angelica: How's having your own actual kids?

Hamilton and Theodosia: Horrible. I never knew something could cry so much. It never stops.

Angelica: Oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?

Hamilton: Oh no, the kid's great. He hardly ever cries.

Theodosia: But I thought-

Eliza and Burr, sobbing while holding their child: I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

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[After the Reynolds Phamplet]

Eliza: have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year?

Jefferson: send it to me.

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Hamilton, after becoming so tired from writing that he sees into his future: Next week has been exhausting.

Eliza: What?

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Laffayette: don’t fear death. fear the state that you’ll die in

Hamilton, whispering fearfully: Virginia...

Jefferson, bursting into the room, screaming: YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY HOME TOWN?!

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Jin Ling: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Jiang Cheng: Oh yeah? I sleep with a gun under mine

Wei Wuxian: You're both pathetic

Jin Ling and Jiang Cheng: Why? What do you sleep with?

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan

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Wei Wuxian: We've invited you here to play the most dangerous game.

Jin Ling, nodding: Knife monopoly...

Wei Wuxian: I was going to say sudden death baseball but now I'm interested in whatever knife monopoly is.