Sad Moon Girl

Retractable Dong

[thevirginharr-deactivated201601]

REBLOG IF U HELLA STRESSED

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

“should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[torracat]

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

[fiddynun]

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

[torracat]

have you ever eaten a soft grape

[lancethefordforeigner]

“You can’t ship that. It’s hetero and boring”.

[stickynutjuice]

[bragged]

An Outfit For Your Birth Month!

CHECK OUT YOUR BIRTH MONTH ;) ITS SCIENCE

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[aelure]

AUGUST IS ON POINT 😍😍😍

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

Honestly though. August 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[pleatedjeans]

[vulpricks]

The last one

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

I am the last one.

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[gotham-clickbait]

You Won't Believe Who Was Spotting Leaving Wayne Manor Last Night!

Next Up: Are Bruce Wayne And Batman Secretly Dating?

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

Scandalous

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

[thugilly]

Drag them, Tyler!

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

Why is everyone so butt hurt? He isn't saying that the other civilizations are perfect, he's just pointing out the stupidity of the statement given.

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

it’s like a time capsule from hell 

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

I feel attacked... ummm.....

[spiridakos]

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

I'm kink shaming.

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[gelana78]

We will get you to a million. We believe in you.

[reapers-gay-owl-mask-deactivate]

I will never not reblog this.

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[alltoozelle]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[thebootydiaries]

hold me back

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

There's a ghost in the doggos ear?

[realterezipyrope]

person: u should like more colours

me: 

[chaoticsoftvoice-blog]

I've never connected to something so much in my life before.