The Crown Wearing Monarch Of Spain!

Yo! I'm Joss a gender fluid (he or she pronouns please) from california. If you're confused by the "crown wearing monarch of spain" thing it's a reference to a conversation me and my awesome friend had so don't worry about it. My blog is a mess just like my life and sexuality! If you need someone to talk to i got your back, if you need someone to just listen i got your back, if you need someone to write your essay i got you... as long as you're willing to pay :D

[trustre]

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

[mellowrayne-deactivated20190719]

Dumb bitch

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

[redheaded-puppy]

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

In honor of the third Star Wars, I wanted to remind everyone how lucky I am to have met Luke sky walker!

[emiaj11]

[dandere-moved-deactivated201404]

what if your favorite character knocked on your door at like 3 in the morning drunk as hell asking you to go to taco bell with them would you do it

[thebabbagepatch]

taco bell doesn’t even exist in this country and i would still do it

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

“All right, Doc, What’s going on? Where are we? When are we?”  Back to the Future: Part II (1989) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[kiyuto]

Being horny has no curfew.

Peaceoutgurl341 (via glassmovingcastle)

[solisdea]

Guys, let's start romanticizing tall girls.

Like all those ladies who have to lean down to kiss their boys. All the tall girls who are able to pick up and spin around their girlfriends. All the tall girls who wear heels and tower over their friends. Tall girls with big feet and long legs. Ladies with huge hips and thighs to support their tall bodies. Skinny tall girls. Chubby tall girls. Tall trans women Girls who smack their heads on EVERYTHING. Tall girls who spend hours trying to find clothes that fit them properly with their unique sizings. Short girls are considered so cute and compact, let’s take a second to love on our tall ladies.

[zephyrrr-deactivated20171123]

I’m going to cry this is the first post I’ve EVER seen like this

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[kasael-deactivated20250929]

Who the fuck names horses

[scorpiofactsdaily]

You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you

[hollowedskin]

thank you void

[bigneonglitter]

flawsinthevoodoo: #the void is there for you #it wants you to know that it and the abyss have been talking #and they both think you’re pretty great #i mean why do you think the abyss looks back into you? #it’s because you look fine as hell

[poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202]

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

[barthvader]

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

[chaotictimeline]

Totally just improvised a hetalia panel at sac anime. The real panelists didn’t show up so we got all the hetalia cosplayers up on stage and asked questions

[kinklock]

people describing BBC Sherlock like ‘a normal dude meets an extraordinary yet weird person’, meanwhile, John is killing men through windows and screaming in Tesco

[chaotictimeline]

person: do you like twenty one pilots?

me: IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR UKULELE SCREAMO

[americachavez]

I keep seeing avengers business cards and they’re all beautiful but come on guys, we all know what tony’s card would be

[winterdragoon]