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𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭!

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name(s) : Sebastian, Marcel, Dorian (?) idk i can't pick a name pronouns : he/him age : 17

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general likes : Vintage things, art history, languages and cultures from around the world, humor, literature, music, studying philosophy and religion, theater.

music : I have a veeeery wide range of music I like. From opera to jazz. Current favorite artists are The Smiths, Her's, TV Girl, The Beatles, Malcolm Todd, Elliott Smith, and Jeff Buckley. I like classic rock too.

movies/shows : Not much of a TV watcher but I like a bunch of movies. American Psycho, Baby Driver, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Scarface, and a lot more. Horror movies are cool too.

books : Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Sherlock Holmes (specifically The Hound of The Baskervilles), The Secret History, a lot more. Mostly classics and fiction.

hobbies : Reading, listening to music, singing, playing the harp, playing video games if I feel like it, blogging.

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I have like. two sides. one is the silly goose side where i act all stupid and stuff 😂😓 The other is the more cultured one where I have a wide range of interests. Posts might be all over the place... oopsies. But! trust me I'm very cool.

Oh yeah I'm also a tboy. NOT cis. uh oh

Bisexual (pref for women)

I have autism and OCD and I'm very awkward... uh oh. I say eek a lot. I'm also really clingy so if we become friends/moots I might get VERY attached (sorry).

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best thing about upstate NY is that we have tom wahl's. best burgers ever and they have a jukebox

worst thing is that nobody knows we exist. they only want new york CITY!!!!!!

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BRUH why didn't i inherit the good genes 😭😭😭 this is my great grandpa from lithuania

i could've had those northeast european looks but ig not

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Haaland haaland he’s a blue just like his dad

WHO even is that

oh i just looked him up he looks... interesting!

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dori dori dori gray🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

surprisingly i didn't choose that name because of dorian gray even though it IS my favorite book 🤔🤔🤔🤔 dorian gray is just a poopoo doodyhead BLEHHH

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mango 🤤🤤🤤🤤 i lov mango so much 🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭 mango so delicious

i want mango

i love mango flavored ANYTHING mango so delicious 🤤🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭

mango LABUBU 🤣😂😂😂😂

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i can't ever let the catcher in the rye hyperfixation go i think it's been my longest one yet

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Don't kill yourself you're cute

oh my god this scared me so bad 😥😥😥😥 um... thanks????? i think

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i miss basil hallward noooo nooooo come back basil noooo 😢😢😢😢 nooooo come back 😢😢😢😢 *le cry*

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FUCK someone took the username i wanted. GRRRRRRRRR GRRRRR RUFF RUFF *unleashes the alpha wolf anger* *eyes turn red* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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WAIT I SEE YOUR BIO. I SEE YOUR BIO. ok i might be biased (my name's literally basil😂😂😂 what a knee slapper😂😂😂) but the name dorian lowk fits you so well......🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

are you FLIRTING WITH ME?????????????????? i love you too

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sometimes i remember i went to see paul mccartney and i didn't appreciate it enough at the time so now i'm like HOLY SHIT I SAW PAUL MCCARTNEY

what the hell why did he do that

i cried a lot too it made me rlly sad

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who wanna flirt i'm feeling romantical... heh... kill me

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chat i got the job!!! yay!!!! i'm so excited but that means i have to be on my best behavior cuz i'm gonna be around preschoolers 😥😥😥 like 3-4 yr olds... uh oh

i'm scared that they're gonna ask me if i'm a boy or a girl 😢

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throws up and dies

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goddammit bro

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can my brain stop generating porno dreams i keep waking up thinking i have a boner and then i'm like... oh wait 🤔🤔🤔🤔