"We're very unhappy." "What did you expect? You're dead!"
BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton

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"We're very unhappy." "What did you expect? You're dead!"
BEETLEJUICE (1988) dir. Tim Burton
im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,
I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."
this one’s my favorite actually
matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"
In all timelines, in all possibilities, only you can show me this-
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Planet fitness is offering free showers, wifi, and charging stations to first responders and residents in the LA area who've been affected by the fires btw.
AirBNB is also offering free limited temporary housing to people displaced.
the clothing company Teddy Fresh is sending free clothes to people who have lost their belongings in a fire
I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock
because you had a bat day
you hang upside down
you echolocate just fly all around
having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow
What's your hair type?
1a– Straight (fine). Hard to hold a curl, tends to be oily, hard to damage.
1b– Straight (medium). Has much body (i.e. more volume, more full).
1c– Straight (coarse). Hard to curl (i.e. bone straight).
2a– Loose waves. Loose "S" pattern. Hair sticks close to the head.
2b– Defined waves. A bit resistant to styling. Defined "S" pattern.
2c– Wide waves. Resistant to styling. Hair tends to be frizzy.
3a– Loose curls. Thick and full, definite curl pattern. Much body.
3b– Tight curls. Medium amount of space in the curls.
3c– Corkscrew curls. Very tightly curled in corkscrews.
4a– Defined kinky/coily. Has a tight, very defined O-shaped pattern.
4b– Z coil. Tightly coiled, less defined. More of a Z-shaped pattern.
4c– Tight coil. Very tight O-shaped coils that don't form a defined larger patte
If your hair doesn't fit into one of these categories, or if you do not have hair, select whatever you think is closest– unfortunately there's no room for an "other" option.
Descriptions are taken from the Andre Walker Hair Typing System wikipedia page.
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big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together
there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me
this wound needs more salt
anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog