neil also breaks into his house and eats his food
jean has many data points proving him right
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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occasionally subtle
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka

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@char-lie-ann-e
neil also breaks into his house and eats his food
jean has many data points proving him right
Hockey players are famously superstitious, Shane and Ilya know this. So, this really should not come a surprise:
When they're about to leave the locker room for warm ups, Bood steps into the door with his arm stretched out.
"Woah, woah, woah, where do you two think you're going?"
They share a confused look.
"Uh, to warm up?" Shane asks. Bood instantly starts to shake his head as Troy joins him at the door.
"We need a kiss."
Shane leans back a little in disgust surprise, beside him Ilya lifts his eyebrows in disbelief.
"What, both of you?" with a chuckle, to which Shane adds "From whom?" before stepping closer to Ilya. Who was famous for goal celebration kisses to sweaty cheeks of his teammates but that was pretty much all Shane was okay sharing.
"Ew, no, no, no." Troy waves them off and Bood shakes his head laughing.
"Each other. Last time you did before warm ups and we won 6 to 2 against the Admirals."
And, oh. Because. Shane isn't against PDA now that they're both out when they are around their team after games or out for dinner with someone or walking Anya around their neighboor hood hand in hand.
But. He had a pretty clear rule that practices, games and everything at the rink was off limits. That was work. That was different.
The first few away games he didn't even want to sit beside Ilya on the bus or plane. Let alone be couple-y around the others. He told Ilya he did not want even the slightest chance of someone feeling uncomfortable because of him. Them.
Last week had been different, though. Ilya had been feeling down for a little while. Not much, not bad. Just- off. And when they were putting on their skates for warm ups he had cracked a stupid joke. And Shane had looked over and something in his chest had loosened because- there was that mischievous sparkle in his husbands eyes again. Leaning over and kissing Ilya hadn't really been a concious choice. It hadn't been anything wild either. A closed mouthed, lingering press of their lips.
A steady few seconds to convey 'Hey, I missed you.'
Ilya had smiled fondly at him after.
Apparently Bood or Troy or someone saw this. And when they won, they came to the logical conclusion that that was because of their pre warm up kiss.
Now Ilya rolls his eyes because- as dumb as it is, in hockey world this makes stupid sense. But Shane won't like it. So, he has to find a way to- suddenly there are two hands cupping his face before he is being dragged to meet Shane's lips for a quick, smacking kiss.
"Let's fucking kill these guys out there." Is all Shane says after, bonking his helmet with Barrett and Bood before vanishing through the door.
Ilya stares after him, stunned and slack jawed.
A new tradition is born.
harris creates ILYA JEOPARDY for ilya’s 32nd birthday and the centaurs are hyped to see who can get more points than Shane; Bood and Ilya have been captains for years together, Troy and Ilya are best friends, Wyatt and Ilya have their own captain-goalie relationship, Luca is his mentee etc etc all the centaurs have their own thing with Ilya. “yeah Shane’s his husband but I saw him everyday for practice for years I think I’ll get some points in there”. AND the questions aren’t even that hard “what does Ilya order at osmows” “what’s his pre game ritual” “what’s his favourite city” “what’s his favourite gatorade flavour” - the centaurs keep getting the answers like 20% incorrect and shane gets to swoop in and correct them, “it’s actually a loon not a duck” “that is NOT his favourite fast and furious” “he doesn’t like blue he likes the light blue gatorade”. Ilya can’t even act nonchalant he feels insanely loved.
My love for Jeopardy and my love for HR concepts??? In the same post??? I'm in love *faints dramatically*
Realest post fucking ever
Kevin Day
I think we as a fandom don't talk enough about Renee trying to take Neil off of Andrew's hands and be his protector instead and Andrew rejecting that offer immediately, sarcastically saying that he wouldn't wish Neil on anyone except a mortician. Andrew we all know you felt incredibly offended by the offer, fakest idgaf-er ever
*the floozies at the supermarket buying food* *cat picks up some exotic fruits* jean: this is not abordable. cat: ??? what?? jean: it's not abordable. cat:...??? laila:... i don't get it either, sorry... jean: abordable. abordable? ... a.bor.da.beul. jeremy: do you mean affordable? jean: yes. not abordable. put it back.
Thinking about a borderline sugar daddy kandreil au. If you even care
Fuckk it takes so little encouragement to get to me
Okay possibly my fave kandreil of all time is this fic I will tag later about like wealthy established kandrew in a relationship with on the run (ish) neil and I just started working at a restaurant and AUGH
now im thinking about prof exy player it could kevin day & andrew minuard going to this nice restaurant and suddenly seeing the most gorgeous clever brilliant wiseass server and suddenly thats their fave restaurant the food is so good right? right. yeah.
THE ODDS OF MY HOUSEKEEPER RECOGNIZING THEM FROM THESE REALLY NICHE BOOKS AND ALSO BEING SUPER INTO THEM???
If this was you please know I love you. Thank you for doing such a good job with the room etc etc but also??? Thank you for being the one to take care of my room and happening to be into all for the game
“Neil unplugged his phone on the way out and Andrew wouldn't let him into the car until he powered it on”
i'm imagining neil standing outside of the car, yanking on the door handle just to find it locked, and andrew in the drivers seat with his finger on the lock button. andrew waggles his phone at neil and neil rolls his eyes all dramatic, yanks on the door handle again, then finally gives in and turns his phone on
FINEEEE ILL ADD YURI ON ICE TO MY DUMB THOUGHTS BLOGGG FINEEE ( I love YURI on ice)
I'm going to be fucking sick they're so in love
POSSIBLE YURI ON ICE RETURN IN FUCKING YEAR OF TWO THOUSAND TWENTY SIX WHAT IF I PASS OUT
PLEASE I JUST CONVINCED MY BROTHER TO WATCH IT I BEG OF THEE
andrew literally had a crush on neil so bad and he won!!!! he got his crush!! the highly unlikely occurred and this impossible, pretty boy showed up and andrew had the biggest fattest crush on him and less than a year later he was kissing that pretty boy over and over again!!!!
Neil: *picks up the phone*
Andrew, annoyed: Kevin threw out my chocolate
Neil: all of it?
Andrew: yes
Neil: and he’s still alive?
Andrew: he’s hiding at Matt’s
Neil: got it
Andrew: that’s it?
Neil: you want me to say more?
Andrew: yes.
Neil: okay...
Neil: shit happens
Neil: I’ll swing by and get you a new one
Andrew: *heavy sigh*
Andrew: how do I make him really suffer?
Neil, in German: his autograph from Jeremy and those newspaper clippings with him are hidden in the history books
[beeping tone from the phone]
Jean: so they finally noticed you’re gone?
Neil: that I went for a walk all the way to California?
Neil: not yet
Jean: what did you say about Jeremy?
Neil: nothing?? I didn’t even mention Jeremy
Neil: why is it always about him with you?
I somehow managed to convince my VERY homophobic and VERY Christian brother to watch Yuri on ice. How you may ask? The simple idea that TECHNICALLY it's not gay. Thats it. The fact that its TECHNICALLY not gay is the only reason my brother will watch this anime. He likes it too!! He thinks the plot is solid, he enjoys the characters, he likes the story line. He just wouldn't watch it if it was gay, even though he likes it. Happy pride everyone!!!
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
riko might have fractured kevin's bones to ruin his exy future, but now kevin will switch his racquet seamlessly from his left to his right hand in a single pass becoming the first ambidextrous player in exy and rewriting history so suck it riko!