made of stardust and void

catalytic | 25 | they/them

[cyanswix]

New Pokemon games dropped

[3000s]

[energyprison]

americans after eating 2 pounds of pasta and getting sick: uh oh im about to enter a serious food coma lol

americans after eating 2 pounds of ginger beef and fried rice and getting sick: the devious CCP has agents everywhere

[feefal]

Seraph in the headlights

[feefal]

This is the celestial deer in natural lighting, turns out it’s actually a pigeon…?

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[konoko]

[bunniope]

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[girlhusband1kw]

After they finish their drink the shirt changes to 98%

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[bubblebaath]

makin a sims 1 furry head

[bubblebaath]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[kamabokobun]

Mollusk Fakemon Starters (2026 Edition!)

[cecilias-cool-stuff]

Never stop hating

[boybeetles]

I think this is the funniest 404 error page I’ve seen

“I hope you’re hungry… for nothing!” Give me my stuffed marshmallows you freak