oo ee oo i look just like baby pupy

aspen/jupiter/shrimp/judas :] he/it

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[norahsdove]

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[boldlynothanks]

the places studying particle physics will take you

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[doomsday-dj]

There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:

“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”

[kuttithevangu]

“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP

[kogiopsis]

I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.

[heeleryuta]

[evilvillain123456789]

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[hymnism]

let's munch with papa

[cutecipher]

when her military husband didn't make it

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[shallowseaunderthunderstorm]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[sea--burn]

[le-trash-prince]

coco: let's create a warm comfortable place for the dragon to nap because qifrey-sensei says magic shouldn't be used to hurt people! qifrey: i'm about to blast this bitch to kingdom come