story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to sayĀ ātax benefitsā. and to this day my aunt still doesnāt know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yellingĀ āTAX BENEFITS!!!!ā
My parents did this with me andĀ ānuclear disarmamentā.
I taught my little brother to say āmicro-surgical vasectomy reversalā (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didnāt stop saying it for literal years.
My parents taught me to chant āGet your laws off our bodies!ā for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????
whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chantĀ ālive free or dieā until he calmed down it was fuckin weird
when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would sayĀ āwhat the fuck?!?ā in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end
iām a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid sayĀ āthis is my truckā and the other one saidĀ āno, this truck belongs to the collectiveā; they all say it now
whenever anyone picks up my daughter or she goes upstairs, she announcesĀ āI ASCENDā itās the best thing
