And don't forget my dog, fixed and consequent

[towerofglass]

fuck it. we blog

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[transpar3nt-bitch]

transparent deer sitting on your blog aw

[brbgensokyo]

[bleekay]

[heyitschartic]

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

[zoinyoi]

[murrrchq]

you are my solution

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[xenosagaepisodeone]

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[autisticlittleguy]

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[lynati]

"this story promotes slavery!"

>looks inside

>the throughline depicts slavery as being an awful thing, and it ends with two separate (fantasy) kings making it illegal in both of their kingdoms

[tom90deg]

Huck Finn uses slurs. He also declares that if helping his friend Jim is an act that will damn his immortal soul, then so be it.

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[vintage-ukraine]

Villagers from Southern Ukraine showing an ancient kurgan stelae to the photographer, 1899

[artist-vangogh]

Landscape under a Stormy Sky, 1888, Vincent van Gogh

Medium: oil,canvas