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today is video games’s birthday.
Happy birthday videogames
Video games will have existed for 50 years next year
Happy 50 video games
a cinnaphos domestic au thread from twitter!!! they make me lose it… i love them so much i’m gonna combust
it took shinsha literal years to be comfy w reciprocating affection (even longer to agree on living w phos)
shinsha used to lived alone thus learned how to cook
though they don’t rly like cooking since it’s Work™ but they do it anyway bc they don’t trust phos near the stove
shinsha realized they sleep better with phos by their side
obv shinsha won’t admit that tho bc who would find that idiot’s company comforting!!!
phos is aware of this and takes advantage of holding them
when either of them have night terrors they hold each other’s hands..
shinsha sometimes stays up late doing work so phos is up earlier
since phos is the early bird majority of the time, they like to watch shinsha sleep in a bit but shinsha /hates it/ they think it’s weird and creepy
phos doesn’t care they think it’s cute..shinsha cute..
slams my face into a pillow….. domestic au makes me so happy… here’s more lore from twitter!!
phos (23) is in their last yr of uni, shinsha (25) works remotely
it was a long battle but phos managed to bump up their welcome home kiss duration to 1.5 seconds
phos asks for shinsha’s help when studying (a good excuse to get close w/o shinsha being too embarrassed)
sometimes phos gets really invested in their studying and shinsha rewards them with peeled fruit
they make them dinner usually while they’re at it
if phos makes actual progress in their work they get more than just a 1.5 second kiss…it can be 2 seconds
also idk what they work in…maybe phos studies bio..human evolution (lol) and shinsha does analytical shit in data mining.. or maybe they both specialize in research since they never pursued it for their encyclopedia canonly (u can imagine as u want it’s not that important)
god has it really been 8 years since this comic came out
its suck my motherfucking dick sunday
domestic au x fashion sketches <:”) my brain can’t stop thinking about how handsome shinsha looks in black..
working in retail be like
the gems as: how they play minecraft
phos: kept left clicking a tree without holding it for 10 minutes straight when playing for the first time and was confused as to why it wasn’t cut down yet. cries when night comes
cinnabar: travels like 1000 blocks out on the server. someone accidentally found the portal to their base while searching the nether and it was actually really impressive
cairn: plays as normally as possible but as soon as they got vaguely bored they decorated the shit out of their base. done with the weird shenanigans
ghost: cryptid. secretly in cairn’s base. nobody realized they were in the ender dragon fight until they killed it
antarc: do i even have to say that they’re in a snow biome. leader of team Helping People Out
padpa: only gets on the server like once a week max but somehow already has stacks of diamonds. everyone’s afraid of their power
yellow: got tired of it real quick and joined early so they’re only on every once in a while for events. server parent
dia: plays really casually. everyone meets up at their place when planning to go kill the ender dragon or whatever
bort: maximum efficiency farms with redstone and everything. probably has stacks of ender pearls and max enchanted diamond gear. plays massive modpacks when not on the server
amethysts: kinda remote and doesn’t participate in stuff often but fun when they’re around.
euclase: second in efficiency to bort. their base is fully labelled and everything. chests are very neatly organized. probably built entirely out of nether quartz. a cryptid, really
jade: absolutely done with everyone’s shit. probably stays in euc’s place and helps out. organizes the events.
new goshe: server gremlin. if you haven’t had your base covered in water by them at some point you will. bort got really mad at them for messing up one of their farms but kept one part flooded bc they liked the fish and squids that spawned
new morga: never speaks in chat. scared of monsters. probably tries to sleep every night
rutile: tries a lot of really technical stuff, but messes up half the time. once filled euc’s base with signs and blamed it on goshe. also made this abomination once by accident
alexi: plays pretty normally but is DETERMINED to have a wall full of maps. kinda mad that the server isn’t modded but doesn’t talk about it
red beryl: really nice base. probably was on the building team for some really big minigame server at some point
sphene: also has a really nice base but also spends a lot of time mining. lends out resources
peri: shares a base with sphene. also kinda mad the server isn’t modded. has a couple really good farms
benito: just a really average base. probably still needs to look up a bunch of crafting recipes
nepti: middle of nowhere. doesn’t talk in chat often. probably 3rd in the efficiency race.
melon: new to the game. would rather be in creative mode. too attached to all the animals
hemi: shares a base with melon. also really new to the game. fishes far too often
obsidian: has really high enchantments. also lends out stuff to people
Let’s stop doing kungpowpenis and start doing this shit instead:
ATTENTION ALL BLOGGERS! ATTENTION ALL BLOGGERS!
THIS USER POSTED TWICE IN A KUNGPOWPENIS CHAIN!
Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
What’s Ed Balls day?
Omg, okay explanation time.
On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.
This is the infamous tweet
and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity
There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2017 WOOOP
Now that the clock has struck midnight…
HAPPY ED BALLS DAY 2018 WOOOOOOOOOOP
IT’S HERE
@sweetboysonly
ten years of ed balls
by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok
video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.
Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”
The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.
Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again
WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????
everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this
i mean, halloween’s right around the corner, man
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