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I possess both autism and anxiety. And more. ◇ I enjoy answering questions and being told things. ◇ Likes sociology, psychology, animal anatomy and behavior, and sea-life

[singtotheskiies]

i think tumblrinas are missing out on a really amazing poor little meow meow in frederick frankenstein from young frankenstein (1974). he's biologically wired to reanimate dead tissue and there's nothing he can do about it, he stabbed himself in the thigh by accident, he kneed an old man in the crotch in front of a class of college students for the hell of it, he screams for his mommy every time something slightly difficult happens to him, he has probably the most beautiful eyelashes in all of history, he's canonically had penis augmentation surgery, he decided the best way to show off his creature was to choreograph a rendition of puttin' on the ritz, he's always .2 seconds away from his mind completely breaking past the point of no return etc etc.... and all this while gene wilder is visibly failing to hold back his laughter as he's delivering his lines. can everyone get on this so we can freak out together

[aphractal2]

mourning my emotional support tree

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[thememedaddy]

[audhdspacewizard]

I'm dating myself but

[puyostim]

spirit halloween reaper stimboard for an anon

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[ecosmowarrior]

yeah languages are weird. in english you can say "i'm wiped out!" and you can say "i'm pooped!" but you can't say "i'm pooped out!" because that already means something else. many such cases

my classroom of 20 adolescent green aliens: [furiously taking notes]

the alien sitting in the back right corner: [sighs and stares out the window]

the alien sitting in the back left corner: [draws stylized alien compound eyes]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kittydealer]

u/im_not_quiet

[rattoroni]

“packmate” is a very good word to describe how i feel about some people. like we’re more than friends in my eyes but it’s not romantic you’re just. my person and im #keeping you. because you’re in my pack. wags my tail

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[hustlerose]

odd sort of paradox i think about a lot

most people know a great many things (words, facts, dates, the names of actors, etc)

most things are unknown to the overwhelming majority of people. ie, most people do not know who william the conqueror is; most people have never heard a pink floyd song; most people have never eaten paella

even facts (or anthropological memes) which i would consider "common knowledge" are not common at all

if each fact is known only by, say 0.1% of people, how can it be true that every person is full of knowledge?

and it is true! i think curiosity is innate to some degree, and everyone in the world knows something i don't.

yknow, now that i'm writing this out, i bet there's like 5 xkcd comics about this exact train of thought. but i am unaware of those. much to think about

[bupp3t]

does anyone remember that one Tumblr account that was dedicated exclusively to hating on Jon Arbuckle

[ihatejonarbuckle]

i remember

[krispy-apples]

Do you think Kris wanted to seriously date Pink?

Yes

No

Nuance (explain in the notes)

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[dimitri-barron]

I think it's worth saying that the reason Flowery turns around so fast from being the worst guy ever to the coolest guy ever is largely because over the course of Chapter 5 you slowly learn that Flowery is actually the pure definition of "cool." He doesn't care if he looks silly. He doesn't care if what he's saying doesn't make any sense or if his entire gimmick is totally fake. He's gonna do whatever he wants anyways, no matter what anyone else thinks about it, and he's going to believe in it 100% even when he knows otherwise, because believing might make it real. And it's that pure and unabashed sincerity that makes him incredibly cool even when he's going on about "jarona" and "nothing is more powerful than a flower's dream." He's just genuinely super awesome actually.

[importantcatpics]

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[sator-the-wanderer]

I raise it to

[sandpancakecat]

My mom thought it was an elephant standing on four turtles

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

There are many exoplanets in our reality, so it stands to reason that these are simply exodiscs

[lupucs]

AU where Ralsei is Flowery's grumpy cat 🌼

I haven't drawn a fanart illustration in a while, so I really wanted to have a go at it again. I absolutely loved Ralsei's and Flowery's rival-like dynamic in chapter 5, it was so funny and it made Ralsei so much more endearing to me. Ralsei's sprite expressions reminded me of a grumpy cat especially with how nonchalantly Flowery ragebaited all the time, so I just couldn't help myself here. Made with Clip Studio Paint!