Do I burgle dogs or am I a burglaring dog

Hi, my name's PJ, 26 y/o and I'm sometimes funny

[lioram]

um................... can i help you

[estrellasrojas]

Why was it a universal experience for people who were teenagers in the 2010s to have a way older online friend who would use you as emotional support and would be suicidal every other day. And you’d be eating dinner with family pretending to be normal while your significantly older online friend was going through a crisis over text. I’m still not even close to the average age they were and I literally can’t imagine doing that in a million years

[transfemininomenon]

fruit fly diving straight toward the glass of apple cider vinegar mixed with dish soap already littered with the corpses of his kin

[greelin]

compilation

[snowywarmthkuya]

ignore the fucked up emoji please

[yonah]

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

[6balls]

whenever I talk to my cat about some human related business and he just walks away I think of this image

[blueskittlesart]

if only time would stop for us

Katya & Sofia - Goncharov (1973) Dir. Martin Scorsese

[warcraftmovie]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

this is what it looks like and feels like to eat beef stew

[jamesroach]

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

[emikokagou]

Everett doodle cuz he rent free in my head

Imma try to get him to fully maxed and reso when i got the chance😔

[leninthesixth]

russian painters in the second half of 19th century were like time to depict some absolute anguish

[leninthesixth]

time to paint some portraits that fills everyone who looks at them with the desperate need for a smoke break

[wearewatcher]

tag yourself i’m ryan reaching and jumping to conclusions after every minor inconvenience

[gentledomcas]

so did that the vampire get the job

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

lost media enthusiasts when the 30 second version of a persian dub of a burger king commercial from 1993 is found

[noelle-ism]

It's so cool how the original playstation started out with this weird odd-looking and not great controller. But as soon as it grew boobs you could play with it was so revolutionary that to this day, 24 years later, it's not only an iconic, barely changed controller design, but boobs have become a defining universal feature for controllers

[noelle-ism]

so happy for you queen....

[noelle-ism]

if you hate women just say so

[egberts]

[pupburglar]

Dislyte really said Santa fucker rights 😭😭