that insolent detective

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[charlie-dowds-alias]

You remember me? Charlie Dowd’s the name.

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

canon parker sounds like if detective noel ate several cigarettes a day

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Pardon me pal but you try havin’ your windpipe get all squished and still sound the same after that. And Noel doesn’t eat cigarettes. Anymore.

[charlie-dowds-alias]

hey now

[saints-salvation]

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

[charlie-dowds-alias]

the way this was literally me for two years

[charlie-dowds-alias]

BIGGEST COUGH sorry yeah they forgot about me

[soulghouls]

au where parker and noel are just hanging out at the waylay

[charlie-dowds-alias]

@arthur-lesters-partner

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Hey pals. I'm having a New Year's Eve party at the ol' Mosby Avenue address. I've got prosecco, brie and crackers, and those funky lil knives you cut cheeses with. They're super dull knives too, so don't get any ideas.

The party's open to all, as long as you RSVP and bring a donation to the Arkham animal rescue.

No cults allowed, and do NOT bring any books for Artie to open.

RSVP: Are you comin' to my party?

Yes

No

Arthur, you have to RSVP yes it's not optional

Voting ended onJan 1

[charlie-dowds-alias]

heya park do I have to rsvp I’m a little tied up at the moment..

[arthur-lesters-partner]

what do you mean

[charlie-dowds-alias]

Kayne’s got me trapped okay! Losin’ my shit in here! But I’ll try to make it to new years

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Hey pals. I'm having a New Year's Eve party at the ol' Mosby Avenue address. I've got prosecco, brie and crackers, and those funky lil knives you cut cheeses with. They're super dull knives too, so don't get any ideas.

The party's open to all, as long as you RSVP and bring a donation to the Arkham animal rescue.

No cults allowed, and do NOT bring any books for Artie to open.

RSVP: Are you comin' to my party?

Yes

No

Arthur, you have to RSVP yes it's not optional

Voting ended onJan 1

[charlie-dowds-alias]

heya park do I have to rsvp I’m a little tied up at the moment..

[porcelain-rob0t]

i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯

[subaru-copilot]

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Guess who’s goin’ back to Arkham for Thanksgiving

Finally gonna let my parents meet Noel lol

[charlie-dowds-alias]

panicked?? Who said anything about panicked. I’m completely normal about this I can assure you

[arthur-lesters-partner]

There’s no need to stress, friend. This is dinner with my ma, not an interview with the Butcher

[charlie-dowds-alias]

Right. Yeah. Just your ma, I can do that.

I think I’d rather interview the butcher…

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Pal, I promise it’ll be low-key. And if it’s not I’ll cause a distraction so you can escape

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Oh right I should probably update this. Don’t worry, we both survived. Noel got all the leftovers. I think that is blatant favoritism.

[charlie-dowds-alias]

I can’t help it, doll! They just adore me.

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Guess who’s goin’ back to Arkham for Thanksgiving

Finally gonna let my parents meet Noel lol

[charlie-dowds-alias]

panicked?? Who said anything about panicked. I’m completely normal about this I can assure you

[arthur-lesters-partner]

There’s no need to stress, friend. This is dinner with my ma, not an interview with the Butcher

[charlie-dowds-alias]

Right. Yeah. Just your ma, I can do that.

I think I’d rather interview the butcher…

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Guess who’s goin’ back to Arkham for Thanksgiving

Finally gonna let my parents meet Noel lol

[charlie-dowds-alias]

panicked?? Who said anything about panicked. I’m completely normal about this I can assure you

[winter-wise]

FMK Detectives Edition

Fuck Arthur, Marry Parker, Kill Noel

Fuck Arthur, Marry Noel, Kill Parker

Fuck Parker, Marry Arthur, Kill Noel

Fuck Parker, Marry Noel, Kill Arthur

Fuck Noel, Marry Arthur, Kill Parker

Fuck Noel, Marry Parker, Kill Arthur

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

I know all these men are attractive in their way but I will not add a 'see options'

[charlie-dowds-alias]

there is a correct answer but I don’t tell 🤞

[emberswonderland]

Noel, please come home. The kids miss you.

[willis-needs-to-cuddle-noel]

a hug from noel while i lay my head on his chest while he strokes my hair would literally fix everything right now

[charlie-dowds-alias]

well I appreciate it, doll

[hydrus101]

I approach the Waylay jukebox with seven dollars held tight in my grubby little fist and manage to punch in ten plays of What’s New Pussycat and one It’s Not Unusual before the Manager scuffs me by my neck and chucks me headlong into the Dark World

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Takes a lonnnnnng drag from a cigarette.

If I had a nickel for every time someone in the waylay has tried this, I could buy a million blood and sands. I’m so tired man

[charlie-dowds-alias]

You’re just mad I have joy and whimsy and you don’t. Who do you think is giving these kids that extra jukebox money?