quit telling people i'm dead

i am the parker you couldn't kill. in one universe somewhere, i lived.

[groundivy]

everyone who was obsessed with parker before we even met him how does it feel to be so fucking right

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Aw shucks

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[ronniesart]

am i crazy or did harlan imply that parker and arthur shared a bed 😭

[arthur-lesters-partner]

i couldn't possibly comment

[deadbaguette]

Taps sign lightly

[deadbaguette]

pack it up everyone this is the funniest reblog

[arthur-lesters-partner]

yeah i woke up like this (rotting)

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[caindykayne]

All of the Arthur-Lesters-[], John-Does-[], Kaynes-[] & Yoricks-[] we could find, feel free to suggest more you can find.

Arthur:

arthur-lesters-abdomen

arthur-lesters-achilles-tendons

arthurlestersalimentarycanal

arthur-lesters-amusia

arthur-lesters-amygdala

arthur-lesters-appendix

arthur-lesters-aro-ass

arthur-lesters-arteries

arthur-lesters-arthritic-ankle

arthur-lesters-asshole

arthur-lesters-ass-hair

arthur-lesters-bad-taste-in-men

arthur-lesters-balls

arthur-lesters-becrackled-spine

arthurlestersbillionthbloodcell

arthur-lesters-blood

arthur-lesters-body

arthur-lesters-bones

arthur-lesters-bootycheeks

arthur-lesters-brain-ventricles

arthur-lesters-canine-teeth

arthur-lesters-carpal-tunnel

arthur-lesters-childbearing-hips

arthur-lesters-chippedfingernail

arthur-lesters-criminal-mind

arthur-lesters-phantom-tail

arthur-lesters-cervix

arthur-lesters-coccyx

arthur-lesters-cock

arthur-lesters-cunt

arthur-lesters-dead-daughter

arthur-lesters-dead-parents

arthur-lesters-dick

arthur-lesters-did

arthur-lesters-deathwish

arthur-lesters-emotional-baggage

arthur-lesters-entire-body

arthur-lesters-fingernails

arthur-lesters-evicted-maggots

arthur-lesters-eyeballs

arthur-lesters-eye-sockets

arthur-lesters-eyes

arthur-lesters-eyebrows

arthur-lesters-facial-hair

arthur-lesters-fatrack

arthur-lesters-femur

arthur-lesters-fingerprints-r

arthur-lesters-fists

arthur-lesters-foreskin

arthur-lesters-frontal-lobe

arthur-lesters-gallbladder

arthur-lesters-gender

arthur-lesters-grey-hairs

arthur-lesters-gut

arthurlesters-hair

arthur-lesters-happy-trail

arthur-lesters-hippocampus

arthurlestershurdygurdy

arthur-lesters-intestines

arthur-lesters-inguinal-masses

arthur-lesters-injuries

arthur-lesters-intercostals

arthur-lesters-interneurons

arthur-lesters-irises

arthur-lesters-jaw

arthur-lesters-jawbone

arthur-lesters-jejunum

arthur-lesters-joints

arthur-lesters-joint

arthur-lesters-left-arm

arthurlestersleftear

arthur-lesters-left-eyebrow

arthur-lesters-left-femur

arthur-lesters-left-foot

arthurlesters-left-gastrocnemius

arthur-lesters-left-shoulder

arthur-lesters-liver

arthurlesterstkillercells

arthur-lesters-maggot

arthur-lesters-metatarsals

arthur-lesters-middle-c-key

arthur-lesters-missed-jugular

arthur-lesters-missing-ear-piece

arrhur-lesters-missing-pinky

arthur-lesters-mitochondria

arthur-lesters-moral-compass

arthur-lesters-mouth

arthur-lesters-music-stand

arthur-lesters-mustache

arthur-lesters-neck-scar

arthur-lesters-new-pinkie

arthur-lesters-nipples

arthur-lesters-nose

arthur-lesters-occipital-lobe

arthur-lesters-occipital-lobes

arthur-lesters-optic-nerve

arthur-lesters-ovarian-cyst

arthur-lesters-ovaries

arthur-lesters-partner

arthur-lesters-paternal-instinct

arthur-lesters-pinky-finger

arthur-lesters-prefrontal-cortex

arthur-lesters-prostate

arthur-lesters-real-gf

arthur-lesters-receding-hairline

arthur-lesters-ribcage

arthur-lesters-right-arm

arthur-lesters-right-ear

arthur-lesters-right-foot

arthur-lesters-right-footsie

arthur-lesters-right-kidney

arthurlestersrightknee

arthur-lesters-right-spleen

arthur-lesters-scar-tissue

arthur-lesters-scarred-throat

arthur-lesters-scarred-torso

arthur-lesters-scars

arthur-lesters-scrotum

arthur-lesters-shitty-recorder

arthur-lesters-skin

arthur-lesters-skull

arthur-lesters-slutty-waist

arthur-lesters-small-intestine

arthur-lesters-spine

arthur-lesters-synapses

arthur-lesters-teeth

arthur-lesters-tits

arthur-lesters-timpani

arthur-lesters-topsurgeryscars

arthur-lesters-trachea

arthur-lesters-tummy

arthur-lesters-unresolved-trauma

arthur-lesters-uterus

arthur-lesters-uti

arthur-lesters-uvula

arthurlestersventralstream

arthur-lesters-vestibular-system

arthur-lesters-viola

arthur-lesters-vitamindeficiency

arthur-lesters-vocal-cords

arthurlesterswhimpering

arthur-lesters-white-blood-cells

arthur-lesters-whimpering

arthur-lesters-will-to-live

arthurlesterswoodenfinger

arthur-lesters-wooden-pinky

arthurlesters-wooden-pinky

arthur-lesters-zygomatic-bone

John:

john-does-bleeding-heart

john-does-breasts

john-does-dick

john-does-eyes

john-does-growling

john-does-left-thumb

johndoeslostpinky

john-does-middle-finger

john-does-personality-disorder

john-does-right-foot

john-does-whimpering

Kayne:

kaynes-bare-grippers

kaynes-big-naturals

kaynes-bloody-feet

kaynes-canines

kaynesdagger

kaynes-man-titties

kaynes-nose

kaynes-tentacle-dick

kaynes-very-pretty-dagger

kaynes-wet-dogs

Yorick:

yoricks-bony-cheeks

yoricks-clacking-jaw

[kinginyellowlover]

every time I post about Arthur Lester, one of his various body parts interacts with my blog. Last time I think it was his Hippocampus

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

canon parker sounds like if detective noel ate several cigarettes a day

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Pardon me pal but you try havin’ your windpipe get all squished and still sound the same after that. And Noel doesn’t eat cigarettes. Anymore.

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Not a lot going on at the moment

[arthur-lesters-partner]

;)

[willis-watches]

for all you parkthur fans out there

fanfic style lore from mr. malevolent himself

[deadbaguette]

Parkerrrrrr

[arthur-lesters-partner]

Not a lot going on at the moment

[arthur-lesters-partner]

gettin a bit low on cash, does anyone wanna hire me to haunt their narrative

[mofsblog]

I fucking love how Parker's haunting the narrative oh my goddd

[arthur-lesters-partner]

🫡

[arthur-lesters-tits]

i feel like i haven't posted on here in a hot minute how are we doing

[arthur-lesters-partner]

How YOU doin’

[arthur-lesters-appendix]

No how are YOU doing.

[arthur-lesters-tits]

matter of fact, how are BOTH of YOU doing

[arthur-lesters-partner]

EYY I'm good if everyone else is doin' good

[arthur-lesters-tits]

sometimes i have to stop and think about what I'm doing here

because at the end of the day i really am just roleplaying a 34 year old mans singular tit that got turned into a muffin and might? Still be lost somewhere in the Dreamlands? Location unclear

[arthur-lesters-partner]

return to us in nyc! noel keeps staring out the window like he's waiting for you to come back from the war