who gave life the right to suck?

in other words, fml

[charlie-rainary]

Quick intro because it seems I need to do one (edited)

Hi, I'm Charlie, lesbian idiot.

I use all pronouns because I couldn't really give a shit.

I will post whenever I want to. Which isn't often.

Most of my posts will likely be incorrect quotes with the occasional shitty piece of art.

My favourite single artist is Cavetown but my favourite band is Lovejoy. I love my brother (who I'm calling Pigeon) and I like the smell of rain, the colour green, Docs and snakes.

We're nice here, okay? I don't want to see proshippers or anyone talking about anything political on my blog, I don't need that shit in my life. :)

See ya!

[charlie-rainary]

Hear me out on this

So long story short, I'm working on a kpdh au for the apothecary dairies (cpdh if you will).

Does anyone have opinions on Meimei x Ah-Duo? And if so could you tell me about them?

[kotse]

it's enrichment for them! @charlie-rainary

commission me on ko-fi

[charlie-rainary]

hellloo my favourite gay person

hello, annoying straight person

(I know what you are)

[tidesandtwilight]

Can mutuals message you?

Mutuals can hit me with their car

[antwuzhere]

This

[charlie-rainary]

I wouldn't be surprised tbh

[charlie-rainary]

Haven't seen anyone say this but it's absolutely a thing

The rune on the stone that was given to Jayce is the same 'acceleration rune' Ekko used to create his time travel tube.

That's the only possibility where Viktor is stopped

[charlie-rainary]

Watching Arcane with my brother

Ambessa: He was all the sweetness in my heart

My brother: No wonder Mel's so bitter

[pavlover-boy]

has this one been done yet

[charlie-rainary]

Someone get the champagne

[bob-belcher]

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

[charlie-rainary]

Kinda is an understatement

[pokemonprofessor]

[schrodingerscatisdead]

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

[mintyprincess]

just adding a few to the collection

[forsakenasylum]

[playerprophet]

reblogging for reference.

[succubusboyfriend]

adding some more

[achievemientarchive]

adds some

[nlxy]

what the fuck

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[crazed-rambler-deactivated20240]

i’m always caught off guard by the “hail satan” one

[rithiathemoth]

hope I’m not late

[biblical-bonez]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[charlie-rainary]

what on earth is going on here

[charlie-rainary]

I half expect qsmp purgatory to end in the winning team having to choose a total of one egg. I'm betting that everyone but their parents will hate them.

[charlie-rainary]

Muriel: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Gabriel: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Beelzebub: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Nina: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 10 years!

Crowley: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Maggie: Mental stability, my old friend!

Aziraphale: Could you lighten up a little? You're upsetting Muriel

Muriel: :(

[charlie-rainary]

Gabriel: Dear, my eyes are up here.

Beelzebub, tired as fuck: You know what? I am tired of having to crane my neck to look up at you when we're talking.

Gabriel: ??

Beelzebub *drawing on sticky notes*: So now I'm solving this problem.

*sticks two sticky notes with eyes onto his chest*

Beelzebub: There. Your nipples are eyes now.

[cinnamonmango]

Sooo... Does being under an evil curse, having a pet fly, singing, attending the ball and being rescued by Prince of Hell make Gabriel a disney princess or...

[charlie-rainary]

the short answer is yes, the long answer is absolutely

[charlie-rainary]

Maggie: I'm mildly afraid of your spouse

Gabriel: Beelzebub? They wouldn't hurt a fly-

Maggie: oh, that's nice to hear

Gabriel: they're too precious to them, they'd slaughter a human, so I guess you should be scared

Maggie: ᵒʰ

[charlie-rainary]

Metatron: *explaining all the shit he's done*

God: now why the fuck did I put you in charge-

[charlie-rainary]

Pre falling-in-love:

Gabriel: you are terrifyingly murderous

Beelzebub: yeah but I'm also short so it's adorable

Post falling-in-love:

Gabriel: I don't get why people are scared of Beelzebub, they're so cute!

Beelzebub, wiping blood off of their face: yeah, I'm fucking adorable!