Jiminy Cricket

24 • Australian • Husband Lover • Baby Mumma • Apologetically Apologetic • Dog Enthusiast • Terrible at Replying • Clumsy is an Understatement

[brittany-murphy]

[charlieandbean]

Guuuuyyyysssssss

[charlieandbean]

When you have the best BIL. James' bed is 1000x cooler than mine, I'm a little jealous.

[inyourlosingeyes]

when you write a sentence in your lit paper that is so pretentious that you’re not even sure what it means, but leave it in anyways

[charlieandbean]

He blocked me straight away... I don't care my stats say thanks 💁🏻

[charlieandbean]

I know it's stupid nit

I've been trying to convince josh to agree to adopting an older dog from one of the local rescues... I'm so pregnant that it's probably a stupid idea but the urge is so strong and the idea of giving an older dog a whole new lease on life is something josh and I have always loved.

[charlieandbean]

Please hurry up m8 😩😓

[bob-belcher]

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Nothing can stop it!

[srsfunny]

The Scientific Name Of The Bear

[showerthoughtsofficial]

While silence can be terrifying, I’m really glad sharks don’t have some kind of blood curdling scream.

[july21fam]

me

[charlieandbean]

This baby can come out now

[zodiaccity]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Pockets should now be lined with microfiber cloth, so that your phone self cleans in your pocket

[lagonegirl]

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

Yoooo

[hi--ily]

i hate when someone tells me i shouldn’t be tired bc i slept enough like sweetie i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired