“Cassie, I don’t care if you think you’re odd, because I feel like singing when I see you. And you’re beautiful. And I’ve been such a fucking chapstick this past few weeks. And all I want to do this morning is sit on top of Brandon Hill and hold you, and tell you how wonderful you are… and stick my hand down your knickers.”
“Dear Sid, it isn’t easy to tell you this, so that’s why I’m writing. Don’t try to ring me, because you’re not allowed to here, and anyway I don’t want to speak to you. And there’s nothing you can say to change this. My mom and dad decided that things aren’t working out, so I’m moving to a place called Elgin. It’s in Scotland, and everyone’s happy there. They’re coming for me tonight, and then I’ll be gone and we won’t have to play this silly game anymore. I want you to know that I really liked you, Sid. But… it’s too late now. Goodbye.”