toujours pur

wit beyond measure

[afro-elf]

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill” 

[gay-flat-major]

Me, a space cowboy: what in starnation??

[awrfhi]

since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke

[firewhisky]

TOUJOURS PUR

[euphemiapotter-archive]

The boy who lived. 

[ruilian]

But let me make one thing very clear. You are not going to pass off your many ineptitudes on the students of Hogwarts. I shall not permit it.

[bvtterflyblve]

amazing moments in iw that no one has mentioned enough

- okoye judging bruce banner when he face-planted on the battlefield like an absolute idiot

- rocket NEVER ONCE complaining about thor calling him “rabbit”

- “wong, you are invited to my wedding”

- teenage groot TAKING INTIATIVE and building the handle for thor’s new axe

- the magnificent peter dinklage, a dwarf, playing the role of king eitri, A GIANT DWARF

- tony stark calling ebony maw ‘squidward’

- “titan-killing long term booty-call”

- “you’re embarassing me in front of the wizards”

- gamora telling peter quill than she loves him more than anything else

- rhodey accepting a court marshall like a motherfucking o.g. bc he respected how steve rogers roasted secretary ross

- m’baku + t’challa leading those BEAUTIFUL wakandan war chants

- the look of profound respect natasha gave wanda when she appeared on the battlefield

- dr strange asking “who’s your master?” and starlord replying with “my master? what am i supposed to say? jesus????”

- gamora quietly but passionately mouthing the lyrics to ‘the rubberband man’ by the spinners

- “ S P A C E “ as a location heading

- vision: “you could never hurt me.”

- rocket believing that “being the captain” is having an unfiltered, heart-to-heart therapy session

- little cupcake bruce and his constant state of confusion: “there’s an ant-man and a spider-man???”

- bucky and his heart-eye-emoji-expression at the brilliance of wakandan defense technology

- nick fury’s “motherfu-“

[satorugojjo]

The Marauders - Magazine Editorial (insp) / Part 2 - The Death Eaters

Oscar Spendrup - James Potter Sam Way - Sirius Black Garrett Neff - Remus Lupin Niclas Gillis - Peter Pettigrew

[captnbard-deactivated20200128]

daphne greengrass | “The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal.”

[captainheroism]

#the most iconic mother with the most iconic quote in the most iconic scene

[txmriddlx]

“Andromeda was my favourite cousin. No, Andromeda’s not on here either, look. Andromeda’s sisters are still here because they made lovely, respectable pure-blood marriages, but Andromeda married a Muggle-born, Ted Tonks, so -”

[meiselr]

Harry Potter Characters from A-Z: @hp-moods vs. @ibuzoo

J - Jordan Lee

[meraudurs]

I’m going to keep going until I succeed — or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.  

[meraudurs]

jilytober ♡          but isn’t that how a tragedy begins?

[paddfoot]

the most relatable thing about harry potter? harry and ron bs’ing their divination work like honestly giving up and writing “eaten by a giant marshmallow or something” fuckin same mate

[malfoycissy]

neville longbottom url edit for @ncville​

“It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone. People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we still lost Harry tonight. He’s still with us, in here. So’s Fred, Remus, Tonks… they didn’t die in vain. But YOU will. ‘Cause you’re wrong! Harry’s heart did beat for us! For all of us! It’s not over!”

join my christmas celebrations!

[hornedsrpents]

-“wider and kinder”