Neo-Surrealism

Shitposting non-stop. I hope I made you giggle

[phobso]

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[charmasaurtle]

Lucy Liu is fucking gorgeous

[charmasaurtle]

Dogs > Cats

Evidence: All dogs ever

[charmasaurtle]

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else take that away from me!

Nathan, Misfits. Series 1 Ep 6

[villainloveshero]

Childish Gambino || Tamia So into you

[fakefendi]

I will never get over this

[oddgeneration]

His vocals extremely slept on, so heavenly. This will be my wedding song.

[imdemetrialynn]

Go head now

[bluhuehue]

Maybe it’s me but he looks a little like Marvin Gaye to me

[purpleismymedicine]

^ it’s the beard

[inxouterspace]

God, im so in love with this.

[dinuguan]

‘til paul do us blart

[charmasaurtle]

You know, when you're gone I struggle at night Dreams of you fucking me all the time

[charmasaurtle]

Sam Robinson - 😍

[writingdotcoffee]

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly — all these make for great stories.

Chuck Palahniuk (via writingdotcoffee)

Coming from the author of Fight Club. This is now my favourite quote

[charmasaurtle]

Work-in-progress song title

What am I doing with my life (I'm eating nachos at midnight)

[charmasaurtle]

It's pretty controversial but does anyone actually care about 9/11 anymore?

[charmasaurtle]

Straight white boys texting is probably the best thing I've seen

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[antonyelchin-archive]

Oh, I’m not gonna kill you, I’m just gonna hurt you, really, really, bad.

[charmasaurtle]

Jack: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport security officer: 9 times out of 10 it’s an electric razor but every once in a while …… It’s a dildo

Fight club (David fincher 1999)

[maaarine]

Best of David Fincher not giving a fuck: Fight Club (x)