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Apparently I rolled over to my girlfriend last night and went "do you think it would hurt if Yoda bit you?" And went back to sleep.

#wtf #girlfriend #funny #thoughts from the shower #showerthoughts #weird dreams #sleep talking #star wars #yoda #prequels

I accidentally asked for bell peppers instead of banana peppers on my subway order and now that's a decision I have to live with.

#healthy #not really

All boys are fuckboys until proven innocent. -Isaac Newton probably

Movie where Gordon Ramsay is abducted by aliens but he critiques their ship so much that they send him back.

Jake Gyllenhaal incorrectly holding dogs.

#jake gyllenhaal #dogs #funny pics

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When pokemon go mixes with Google glass THAT is when shit will get real.

#pokemon #google #iphone #android #pokemon go #2016

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When my mom asks what I’m doing with my life.

#sims #sims 3 #funny #video games

I'm setting new records for myself: I now have my midlife crisis up to three times a week.

#life

I typically only call my cat by her real name when I accidentally step on her so I'm pretty sure she only associates her name with EXTREME PAIN AND SUFFERING

#cat #kitten

“I knew what was coming, but I had no choice. I braced myself and thrust my hand into the darkness to desperately search for my phone. Instantly I knew I had made a mistake as the razor sharp claws of my kitten latched onto me in the blackness of my room and assaulted my fingers as I cried blindly from atop my bed.”

#horror #haloween #scary #kitten #cat #cute

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Every time my parents go on vacation I send them this at least fourteen times or until they block my number.

#nicholas cage #meme #funny meme #funny #awkward

I’m gonna rely on my parent’s health insurance until I’m 25 and then move to another country and rely on theirs until I die.

Let’s ask the real questions for a second: if you were intangible, and you stuck your arm inside of an invisible person, would you be able to see your arm or not?

#showerthoughts #thoughts from the shower

I just had a dream that I was at a party and girls were all over me and it was great but then I realized it was because I was holding the pizza cutter and the pizza hadn’t been cut yet and they were just hungry.

Alright Harry Potter universe, pokemon go is moving into the virtual reality world, it's your turn now.

#pokemon go #pokemon #harry potter #hogwarts #magic

When pokemon go mixes with Google glass THAT is when shit will get real.

#pokemon go #pokemon #google

When dolphins finally figure out how to harness the power of fire that's when we know we're fucked as a species.

#animals #dolphin

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