do a bask eat a leaf

[jartita-me-teneis]

[solidsilverphoto]

Tortoise Pose

[charlenescresties]

Cherry belongs to my mother in law but I just can’t get over how red he is, such a handsome little fella♥️

[caffeinity]

Having a good, loud MONCH on that celery.

[tort-time]

That cronch is for realz!

[hostilemuppet]

the three moods

[yeahponcho]

sleepy pose

[rumwik]

There’s something for everyone!

[slab-o-meat]

me recovering very well from surgery: good post op

[pegsephone]

“why do they call you a bearded dragon?”

[sixpenceee]

Baby turtle being born and greeting the world for the first time                           

Source

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[find-me-in-the-immensity]

Baby tortoise

[tiktoks-we-like]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: one-person horseless carriage disguised as a garbage bin

[end0skeletal]

Eastern Coachwhip (Masticophis flagellum flagellum) by Peter Peplanus

The Eastern coachwhip is a nonvenomous colubrid snake endemic to the southern United States.

A common myth is that the Eastern coachwhip will intentionally attack people and whip them with its tail. This is false. In truth, when disturbed this snake will usually quickly flee. It will sometimes vibrate the tip of its tail among the ground litter, making a sound suggestive of a rattlesnake. If trapped, it will aggressively defend itself, striking repeatedly and biting.

[horrorofthebeast]

[jasvvy]

we stan a legend. 

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I don’t even play this game or know who she is, but this is such peak cat energy I have to reblog it.

[hustlerose]

oh no!!!!!!! gender!!!!!!!!!! just kidding 

[tabloidsores]

don’t ever scare me like that again

[hustlerose]

sorry